When you call you are remembering Lauren.

We are going to take a hike in the great outdoors.

They were jammed under the front seat of the van and a Customs agent saw a paw sticking out.

A novel is like a gland pill - it nips off the cream of my hysterics and gets them running on track in a book where they belong instead of rioting all over my person.

Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?

Satire is people as they are; romanticism, people as they would like to be; realism, people as they seem with their insides left out.