When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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AL BATT It's good advice, but I expect it will be hard to follow; good advice is apt to be, I think.
L.M. MONTGOMERY If an eagle is teaching you to fly, ignore the advice of turkeys.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO A good scare is worth more than good advice.
HORACE A good scare is worth more than good advice.
HORACE 'Twas good advice, and meant,
"My son, be good."
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ROB PORTMAN Good advice is beyond all price.
PROVERB It's good to fight with your brothers, and it's good to tease them to give them advice.
MALALA YOUSAFZAI It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal.
OSCAR WILDE A good example has twice the value of good advice
ALBERT SCHWEITZER How much we owe to good teachers, good education, and good advice!
ROBERT MUNDELL Just listen to your heart, it'll never lie to you.
JEREMY CHEATWOOD It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.
OSCAR WILDE It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal
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JAY ASHER A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
E. W. HOWE A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
ANONYMOUS A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
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MOHITH AGADI In life, you need many more things besides talent. Things like good advice and common sense.
HACK WILSON You can't put a price on good advice.
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FRIENDS You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
ALVIN TOFFLER It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
SOURCE UNKNOWN It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
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WILSON MIZNER To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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BRUNO CULLEN Just because it makes no sense doesn't mean it's not good advice.
MICK FARREN I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
LEWIS CARROLL Be patient, is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious.
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that is desired.
PAUL DICKSON She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
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