When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is the greatest but most maddening sport there is.

He that had neither beene kithe nor kin, Might have seene a full fayre sight. - Thomas Percy,