When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.