When you have girl children they torture you!

When you have girl children, they torture you! If at any moment of the day I ever think I'm remotely cool at all, which is hardly ever, I have two daughters who make sure that never happens. They say, 'Mom, you didn't really wear that?' And I say, 'Yes, and pretty much everyone saw it.'

Most chick singers say 'If you hurt me, I'll die'...I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

You don't want to trash what you've done; that's your history.

You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.

If you're retired, it's a blessing. You know, if you want to keep working and doing what you want to do, it's not a blessing as all - it's a curse.