When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I'm going to do.

I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By exposing myself and putting myself out there, people can relate to me and my act won't grow stale. I mean, nobody wants to hear a comedian say, 'Life is great.'

Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback.