When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement.

By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family - I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didn't know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef - go to work in a kitchen someplace.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.