When you look at my crumpled helmet, it's amazing there's not one cut or bruise on my head.

When The Helmet Comes Off

It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw.

I'm not really cut out to be a politician. You know that I sometimes don't know when to shut up. That could be a drawback. I'm an atheist. So there you go right there. I can't be elected to anything because polls all say that people won't elect an atheist... As we all know, that is something people won't accept.

Yeah, this is going to fix helmet head for at least a month.

This new standard is like telling a two-pack-a-day smoker to cut out one cigarette a day.