When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I feel my withered roots begin to growWell I never had a place that I could call my very ownThat's all right, my love, 'cause you're my home
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Related teacher:"I'm teacher, not because i want to teach children something. I am teacher just because I li... MY TEACHER pudding.... DALLY SALAD abundant feeling of your presence in front of Allah is enjoy full solitude state where you are in bo... M.I.SHAIKH MY SELF It's raining spiders, seriously. Maybe that's a bad sign. MY MORNING JACKET At Dawn/Tennessee Fire Demos MY MORNING JACKET You go up there and it's just this amazing place on top of a mountain, MY MORNING JACKET I have Aboriginal roots on my father's side, and have always indentified with that spirit. I fee... XAVIER RUDD I'll always stand by my Gypsy roots, and I'll always help out one of my own. CHER LLOYD There is always stardust in my eyes when I look at you, my love. ELLEN READ I got the call when I was getting into my car. I can't (pretend); I cried like a baby. I cried as so... AL HARRINGTON I was not sure where I was going, and I could not see what I would do when I got [there]. But you sa... THOMAS MERTON my heart tho now it may be shattered torn an withered there was once a time when it was full of love... AMBER FAITH HUN You are all I think about. You know that right? You haunt my mind, but in a good way. You are absolu... MARY PITTMAN To have the knowledge that would make my father proud is a gift that has not been handed to me on a ... GARY F EVANS... ...definitely believe that, there's got to be a spark to a place...to make it feel like a home... ISABELLA KOLDRAS, POEM MY HOME. I kept my whole life in suitcase, Never really stayed in one place, Maybe that's the way ... SHINEDOWN For the first time in my life I begin to understand how a parent my hit a child--it's because you ca... JODI PICOULT I love my life right now. I am back performing and I have a family. My work is being fixed around my... ALISON HINDS I'm the most Failure Model of My parents activities SATHESH KUMAR M I'm not a Little Englander. Historically, British people have always been travellers. I look in ... JEREMY THOMAS When people ask me where my roots are, I look down at my feet, and I see the roots of my soul graspi... RUDOLFO ANAYA I have a self-defense mind. I've had it all my life. CONOR MCGREGOR [In] I Forgot That Love Existed, ... If my heart could do the thinking/ And my head begin to feel/ T... VAN MORRISON I don't want to be on the road all my life. AARON NEVILLE My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you w... DHARM BABU Bottom line, Eliza— you’re my home and my family, and I don’t want to lose you. I could l... TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO To be an outlaw you must first have a base in law to reject and get out of, I never had such a base.... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS How often do I call my mom? You can never call your mum enough, and I should call my mum more often.... WILL POULTER There have been times when I could have succumbed to some form of bribe, or could have had my way by... RICHARD BRANSON I claim you as my life mate. I belong to you. I offer my life for you. I give to you my protection, ... CHRISTINE FEEHAN Never, my dear Sir, do you take it into your head that I do not love you; you may settle yourself in... SAMUEL JOHNSON You’re my home, Susanna. My home, my heart, my dearest love. Wherever you are, that’s where I be... TESSA DARE I knew that I did not have to buy into society's notion that I had to be handsome and healthy to be ... WARREN MITCHELL I got to a place in my personal life that I had to call the counselor I had been referring my member... GARY ALLEN I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man. ERIC IDLE I had been living in Ohio in my own house with my own life when my marriage abruptly came to an end.... ISABEL GILLIES Since I am first of all a character writer, that character's emotions are as vivid to me as my o... S. E. HINTON I was never really a career woman, you see. My life always came first. When I got nominated for 'Dia... CARRIE SNODGRESS I came to love, I came into my own. THEODORE ROETHKE When I look out in the morning when we get up, I feel like I live in Paris. I look out over the roof... DEBBIE METZ My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo. JOSH YOUNG I am at my core a singer/songwriter a la James Taylor or a la Billy Joel. It's not that I don... BRIAN MCKNIGHT I have to be allowed room to do all different things. MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes yo... MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING Suck my Ass SUCK MY ASS GIRL The Only Way Out Is To DIE!!!! BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE When I walk with you I feel as if I had a flower in my buttonhole. WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY I like to fall asleep cause I can see u in my dreams. I love to awake cause I can see my dream is re... MYRAMUSIC I would never want to model as my career, but fashion is my hobby. When you love what you're wea... MARIA VALVERDE I love people. I love my family, my children . . . but inside myself is a place where I live all alo... PEARL S. BUCK He put a hand to my face and guided my eyes to his. "We never lost that. As much as I tried, I could... PENELOPE DOUGLAS I love football, football is my life. WAYNE ROONEY I'm as self-contained as a turtle. When I put my key in the ignition, I have my home right behind me... ESTHER TALLAMY I have always felt like a pawn... My skin color's been a curse, my missionary parents made me sober ... GREGORY MAGUIRE I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, dig... CHARLAINE HARRIS 15. WHENEVER I WENT OUT TO PLAY, MY MOTHER WANTED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I WAS GOING TO BE NICOLE KRAUSS I hope that you see right through my walls I hope that you catch me 'cause I'm already falling<... CHRISTINA PERRI I thank you God that I can be a father.
I cherish the hug from my son or daughter.
I pray my Dear Fa... RICHARD WIMER I call myself a traditionalist, although I have fought against tradition all my life. PHILIP JOHNSON My parents always taught me never to take anything for granted because it can be taken away from you... LANCE GROSS I can use the house to create a home. I can offer my family, my friends, myself, and even strangers ... SARAH MAE Whenever I perform, I try to share my childhood experiences with nature. They had a tremendous effec... VINCENT MANTSOE Prudence asked further, “Do you not still carry some of the baggage from the place you escaped?”... JOHN BUNYAN Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste... JON SECADA I knew that I did not have to buy into society's notion that I had to be handsome and healthy to... WARREN MITCHELL I always tell people that my life is in pencil; I have to keep an eraser in my hand because I could ... LINDA GRAY Lily, I have known you all my life, and I have watched you grow up from my sister’s annoying best ... SUSIE KAYE LOPEZ There's been nothing but discipline, discipline, discipline all my life. CELINE DION All my life, people have been underestimating me. HUGH CAREY Well my gun fires seven different shades of shit, so what's your favorite color, punk? GERARD WAY I've never had a moment's doubt. I love you. I believe in you completely. You are my dearest one. My... IAN MCEWAN If you are near ,my heart beats fast, If you are far, my hearts becomes restless, Wh... LUNA MARYM As an actor, particularly because I'm - I would call myself a character actor. I change my look,... LYNN REDGRAVE I said, look, do you think you could bring Gerry through, and they said yeah, absolutely, they thoug... ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER You know, my love, you are not responsible for my happiness, or even my health. I've had a choice ev... CHRISTINE FEEHAN There were things i never said to my dad, i always regret never saying.I never told my father that i... GARY F EVANS... But you know as well as I, patriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my c... PATRICK O'BRIAN When I look inside my heart, I see you. SCOTTIE SOMERS In my perception and self - awareness of life, I see the big picture ~ I see my self ~ the place of ... ANGIE KARAN I want to play for Arsenal. When you see football all around the world, you see very few teams who p... CESC FABREGAS Don't you do that. Don't you look at what I had for you and call it weak. Not when you wer... CAITLYN SIEHL But I disappear into the person I love. I am the permeable membrane. If I love you, you can have eve... ELIZABETH GILBERT I had to leave my debit card at home when I went into a bookstore or else I would drain my account. CHELSEA M. CAMERON It makes me feel good. I've always had animals as a child. If I had my way, I'd take them all home. CARRIE SCHMITT I'm not here to grant you the extraordinary love you never had for yourself. I'm here, on my own acc... KAMAND KOJOURI How did you do that?” I shrug. “I click my heels three times and say, ‘There’s no plac... CYNTHIA HAND wo chhod dete hain jb hm tnha hote hain
wo paas hote hain jb mere paas hazaro hopte hain. SONYY TYAGI You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head. “Because they end too early... HANK MOODY A helping hand is all that I need. If you see me in person going insane, if you see my scars, & you ... CHRISTINE ANGEL Dear Sixpence, I saved them all, you know. Every letter you ever sent, even those to whic... SARAH MACLEAN My first album, 'Get Lifted,' was a hip-hop soul album that had some of its roots in the chu... JOHN LEGEND Because I had my family, I felt like I could be a bird and fly and experience and do. Because I had ... GISELE BUNDCHEN I've lived very well all my life, even when I had no money, and there's very little I can... AHMET ERTEGUN Let me take you to a better place,
full of death, rot and decay. My silver hair shall billow around ... LUCY CREVAN I want to nest with my loved ones in a place we may call home. THEE AMAZING GRACE I feel very strongly that you shouldn't mix your emotions with business. When it comes to my emo... GAUTAM SINGHANIA As I look at a sea of faces, I see my brother. Each of you have a story about my brother. BETHANY PARKER I love my destruction.
Cause I still love the cause of my destruction
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN I think I'm lucky that I had kids as spread out as much as I did, 'cause my son, my oldest, ... TOM HANKS When I look back on it now, I am so glad that the one thing that I had in my life was my belief that... NEVE CAMPBELL
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