When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!