When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him