Jerry Seinfeld
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I do a job I really, really love and I kind of have fun with. People think you can't be grown up... 
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'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty... 
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You gotta have fun. Regardless of how you look at it, we're playing a game. It's a business,... 
When people assume that you're one way and you're not that way at all, it's hard. 
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't... 
The writing is really hard. You're alone. It really pulls it out of you. You pull it out of your... 
I've had to really teach myself that when you're not feeling it, you shouldn't write any... 
There really isn't a story that you can't tell inside of it. It's very much a clearingho... 
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I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are r... 
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There are a whole bunch of roles where people say, 'Oh, you're playing yourself.' I gues... 
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