When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.