Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.