Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'

We're eager to have our readers be able to read the newspaper in 18 to 19 minutes. My wife calls it 'Newspapers Without Guilt.' I can read the newspaper, get through this newspaper before it goes on the recycling stack.

My wife and family, to say the least, are the center of my life; they are my grounding. I don't want to sound schmaltzy, but they are my inspiration and you name it.

Anything that's got Stephan Elliott directing it is going to be interesting, to say the least.

My clients don't pay me to feel sorry; they pay me to bring them money. I am tough, but I have a soft side.

The world is'nt such a bad place at all - as long as one did'nt read the daily newspaper