Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, Jack always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse.

I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting.

The only routine with me is no routine at all.

It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.