Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?', that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, 'what's plastic?'.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

Life is short, Smile when you have teeth.

Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.