Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it

No normal man ever fell in love after 30 when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one

He (the businessman) is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation