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He can ship his mail-order bride back to where she came from, for all I care.
BOB CARR![]()
I’m the lady by day, and I’m Gaga by night. And I’m always going to be that way, because it’...
LADY GAGA [One party to the conversation recalled:] Someone fired out, 'What about Bob, what's he going to do?...
JOHN BROGDEN I've never met anyone as kind as you are, except me Mum, o' course." --Benjamin Trimmel to Lady Alex...
LISA M. PRYSOCK![]()
You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants...
LONI LOVE![]()
Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD Where do you presently live, sir?
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH I get Lisa up. I take Lisa through her exercises. I make sure Lisa is in top condition. She and I ar...
CHIP ARTHURS![]()
Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l...
SUSANE COLASANTI Your "Not To Do" list is also important.
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN![]()
I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Where do you see yourself in f...
MITCH HEDBERG![]()
Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA In my study, there are stacks of papers to grade, books I should have read & reviewed months ago...
JESS ROW![]()
Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of ro...
KRISTIN CASHORE No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.
JEREMY CHEATWOOD The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO Katherine Sedley was the only daughter and heiress to the libertine poet Sir Charles Sedley, and gre...
SUSAN HOLLOWAY SCOTT Why, sir, there is every possibility that you will soon be able to tax it! (to PM William Gladstone,...
MICHAEL FARADAY![]()
Sir,' I interrupted him, 'you are inexorable for that unfortunate lady; you speak of her with hate -...
CHARLOTTE BRONTë![]()
[During the interview, Condit, 53, admitted to having a close relationship with Levy and said he lik...
CONNIE CHUNG![]()
Flaws would not only bring death but, far worse, humiliation.
WILLIAM GOLDMAN Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Sir William Wallace
AMANDA M. THRASHER![]()
No, sir. Go to hell sir. It's the best I can do for you sir.
JACK LONDON You don't tell an astronaut what to do.
ATMOSPHERE “My to do list is so long, my grandchildren will have to finish it.”
ROSS ELDER![]()
The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr...
C.S. LEWIS![]()
I had lived with my mother in anger and love - I suppose most daughters do - but my children only kn...
JUDITH VIORST Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS...![]()
You must sit down and do a complete analysis of your dreams in order to achieve them
SUNDAY ADELAJA![]()
Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.
J.K. ROWLING![]()
If you can't (or won't) sort mail, where is the proof that you can do anything?
RANDY PAUSCH You are such a piece of shit," I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a...
MICHELLE LEIGHTON![]()
I've known Lisa Lampanelli for quite some time. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn'...
GEORGE TAKEI We were very lucky that a lot of freshmen have had good years and Lisa is certainly one of them. Acr...
PAM STONE![]()
Maybe from now on puppets can do the parts, ... They can fight it out between them. Lady T and Corps...
HELENA BONHAM CARTER They weren't mail order buyers.
BARRY SILVERMAN I did lots of investigation, but found no signs showing that the (e-mail) order was not carried out.
HISAYASU NAGATA![]()
The title of the episode is 'Unlikely Allies,' which probably refers to the relationship between mys...
ROGER MOORE Moving Alexandra to the franchise growth and performance team was a strategic move for Choice Hotels...
DAVID PEPPER This young lady started from nothing and became probably the most famous of all the English actresse...
LARRY WILLIAMS [Cats] are blissfully unaware that they have only a finite time in which to finish their ‘to do’...
JON EDGELL REVISITING THE LIST
1. Kiss Estelle
Okay, at least I've met her. She thinks I'm a creep. A...
FIONA WOOD We'd love to be able to make studio visits, but it's really hard to do that. We prefer it when peopl...
MEGHAN COWARD Do you know what it's like to love and be alone?
ABRAHAM POLONSKY In order to survive, you have to be alone with yourself to regenerate the spirit.
DANIELLE DARRIEUX She is a hard worker and an exceptional ball player with lots of skills. Her pitching and hitting sk...
LORI SNELL![]()
If one marries, either knowingly or unknowingly, a pregnant ,bride , the child in her womb belongs t...
GURU NANAK![]()
You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do.
CRAIG GROESCHEL![]()
[Her supporters call her] The Iron Lady, ... have brought equal competence, strength and courage to ...
MARGARET THATCHER There has been no regular architecture since Sir William Chambers - the public taste corrupted by th...
JAMES WYATT![]()
Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!"
An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, M...
MARGARET MITCHELL![]()
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remi...
EDWARD VIII Really it's something the bride can sit down and cry to, ... Weddings are emotional, and I want to c...
MARK WILLIAMS![]()
I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.'
'Rest then', her mother caut...
WILLIAM GOLDMAN![]()
The hollowness was in his arms and the world was snowing.
WILLIAM GOLDMAN![]()
Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ...
GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL On the freeway of life, Lisa Watson was stuck at the entrance ramp, trapped behind a cautious old la...
JUDY NICHOLS![]()
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady.
KATE MCKINNON I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person ...
HARRY STACK SULLIVAN I'm so privileged to sit where Diane Sawyer and Peter Jennings sat.
DAVID MUIR They can argue whatever they want. The problem is, when you interview every passenger, during the in...
ISAAC YEFFET I think she's proving the adage that where you stand depends on where you sit. It's moved her to a s...
IVO DAALDER![]()
Look at the greatest dressers in history - Philadelphia socialite and diplomat Angier Biddle Duke, S...
ROGER STONE I'm not above the law. No one is. But we don't want to live in a society where Lady Justice ...
DINESH D'SOUZA He was hearing the screams trying to get to the lady. He can tell you, 'the lady in the brown skirt,...
BECKY RUBIO I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England.
ELIZABETH I (SPOKEN TO HER PARLAMENT) Back then, Lisa Lisa was somebody that I liked. She was Puerto Rican, and I related to her somewhat....
ANGIE MARTINEZ![]()
Hello, sir. Yes...Uh-huh...Yes...You say that you want to bury your aunt with a Christmas tree in he...
RICHARD BRAUTIGAN![]()
If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA![]()
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you...
SOURCE UNKNOWN![]()
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS When beneficiaries start comparing plans in October, they can choose a plan that covers the drugs th...
BARBARA GORDON![]()
Do you love me as the person that I am now, or do you love me as the person I used to be?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS That's OK, but -- especially if you're getting them from a mail-order service -- it could be a mix-u...
DOUGLAS HOEY People can mail-order whatever they want ? they don't have to rely on whatever is available (locally...
ELLEN ZACHOS The Internet -- much like our global mail-order catalog businesses -- represents a strategically imp...
JAMES ZIMMERMAN We look at the Mona Lisa and say we're going to do our version of the Mona Lisa. We mirror it. B...
TERRANCE HAYES![]()
A bride received into the home is like a horse that you have just bought; you break her in by consta...
CHINESE PROVERBS When Lisa told me she used to be a figure skater, I understood her painting.
LOUIS GRACHOS![]()
When my lady and I sit down and watch TV, I find she gets annoyed at characters because they don'...
DALLAS ROBERTS![]()
A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments!
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I don't tweet. I prefer face-to-face communication and sometimes Instagram.
ELIZABETH JAGGER Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately,...
CRAIG KILBORN Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the sa...
JACK WHITEHALL They're welcome to e-mail or surf the Web during lunch or while taking a break.
MIKE FOSTER Where are you going, little lady? You minx!
HELEN THOMPSON![]()
Very fortunate is that bride who focuses her consciousness on Him, her Lord s Love is so sweet to he...
GURU NANAK
BOB CARR
I’m the lady by day, and I’m Gaga by night. And I’m always going to be that way, because it’... LADY GAGA [One party to the conversation recalled:] Someone fired out, 'What about Bob, what's he going to do?...
JOHN BROGDEN I've never met anyone as kind as you are, except me Mum, o' course." --Benjamin Trimmel to Lady Alex...
LISA M. PRYSOCK
You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants... LONI LOVE
Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _... GEORGE MACDONALD Where do you presently live, sir?
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH I get Lisa up. I take Lisa through her exercises. I make sure Lisa is in top condition. She and I ar...
CHIP ARTHURS
Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI Your "Not To Do" list is also important.
MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN
I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Where do you see yourself in f... MITCH HEDBERG
Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA In my study, there are stacks of papers to grade, books I should have read & reviewed months ago...
JESS ROW
Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of ro... KRISTIN CASHORE No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.
JEREMY CHEATWOOD The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO Katherine Sedley was the only daughter and heiress to the libertine poet Sir Charles Sedley, and gre...
SUSAN HOLLOWAY SCOTT Why, sir, there is every possibility that you will soon be able to tax it! (to PM William Gladstone,...
MICHAEL FARADAY
Sir,' I interrupted him, 'you are inexorable for that unfortunate lady; you speak of her with hate -... CHARLOTTE BRONTë
[During the interview, Condit, 53, admitted to having a close relationship with Levy and said he lik... CONNIE CHUNG
Flaws would not only bring death but, far worse, humiliation. WILLIAM GOLDMAN Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Sir William Wallace
AMANDA M. THRASHER
No, sir. Go to hell sir. It's the best I can do for you sir. JACK LONDON You don't tell an astronaut what to do.
ATMOSPHERE “My to do list is so long, my grandchildren will have to finish it.”
ROSS ELDER
The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr... C.S. LEWIS
I had lived with my mother in anger and love - I suppose most daughters do - but my children only kn... JUDITH VIORST Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS...
You must sit down and do a complete analysis of your dreams in order to achieve them SUNDAY ADELAJA
Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride. J.K. ROWLING
If you can't (or won't) sort mail, where is the proof that you can do anything? RANDY PAUSCH You are such a piece of shit," I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a...
MICHELLE LEIGHTON
I've known Lisa Lampanelli for quite some time. We did the Shatner roast together. Lisa didn'... GEORGE TAKEI We were very lucky that a lot of freshmen have had good years and Lisa is certainly one of them. Acr...
PAM STONE
Maybe from now on puppets can do the parts, ... They can fight it out between them. Lady T and Corps... HELENA BONHAM CARTER They weren't mail order buyers.
BARRY SILVERMAN I did lots of investigation, but found no signs showing that the (e-mail) order was not carried out.
HISAYASU NAGATA
The title of the episode is 'Unlikely Allies,' which probably refers to the relationship between mys... ROGER MOORE Moving Alexandra to the franchise growth and performance team was a strategic move for Choice Hotels...
DAVID PEPPER This young lady started from nothing and became probably the most famous of all the English actresse...
LARRY WILLIAMS [Cats] are blissfully unaware that they have only a finite time in which to finish their ‘to do’...
JON EDGELL REVISITING THE LIST
1. Kiss Estelle
Okay, at least I've met her. She thinks I'm a creep. A...
FIONA WOOD We'd love to be able to make studio visits, but it's really hard to do that. We prefer it when peopl...
MEGHAN COWARD Do you know what it's like to love and be alone?
ABRAHAM POLONSKY In order to survive, you have to be alone with yourself to regenerate the spirit.
DANIELLE DARRIEUX She is a hard worker and an exceptional ball player with lots of skills. Her pitching and hitting sk...
LORI SNELL
If one marries, either knowingly or unknowingly, a pregnant ,bride , the child in her womb belongs t... GURU NANAK
You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do. CRAIG GROESCHEL
[Her supporters call her] The Iron Lady, ... have brought equal competence, strength and courage to ... MARGARET THATCHER There has been no regular architecture since Sir William Chambers - the public taste corrupted by th...
JAMES WYATT
Sir,"she said,"you are no gentleman!"An apt observation,"he answered airily."And, you, M...
MARGARET MITCHELL
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remi... EDWARD VIII Really it's something the bride can sit down and cry to, ... Weddings are emotional, and I want to c...
MARK WILLIAMS
I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.''Rest then', her mother caut...
WILLIAM GOLDMAN
The hollowness was in his arms and the world was snowing. WILLIAM GOLDMAN
Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ...
GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL On the freeway of life, Lisa Watson was stuck at the entrance ramp, trapped behind a cautious old la...
JUDY NICHOLS
What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. KATE MCKINNON I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person ...
HARRY STACK SULLIVAN I'm so privileged to sit where Diane Sawyer and Peter Jennings sat.
DAVID MUIR They can argue whatever they want. The problem is, when you interview every passenger, during the in...
ISAAC YEFFET I think she's proving the adage that where you stand depends on where you sit. It's moved her to a s...
IVO DAALDER
Look at the greatest dressers in history - Philadelphia socialite and diplomat Angier Biddle Duke, S... ROGER STONE I'm not above the law. No one is. But we don't want to live in a society where Lady Justice ...
DINESH D'SOUZA He was hearing the screams trying to get to the lady. He can tell you, 'the lady in the brown skirt,...
BECKY RUBIO I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England.
ELIZABETH I (SPOKEN TO HER PARLAMENT) Back then, Lisa Lisa was somebody that I liked. She was Puerto Rican, and I related to her somewhat....
ANGIE MARTINEZ
Hello, sir. Yes...Uh-huh...Yes...You say that you want to bury your aunt with a Christmas tree in he... RICHARD BRAUTIGAN
If you're confused about what to do,it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
TOBA BETA
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you... SOURCE UNKNOWN
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo... ANONYMOUS When beneficiaries start comparing plans in October, they can choose a plan that covers the drugs th...
BARBARA GORDON
Do you love me as the person that I am now, or do you love me as the person I used to be? ANTHONY T. HINCKS That's OK, but -- especially if you're getting them from a mail-order service -- it could be a mix-u...
DOUGLAS HOEY People can mail-order whatever they want ? they don't have to rely on whatever is available (locally...
ELLEN ZACHOS The Internet -- much like our global mail-order catalog businesses -- represents a strategically imp...
JAMES ZIMMERMAN We look at the Mona Lisa and say we're going to do our version of the Mona Lisa. We mirror it. B...
TERRANCE HAYES
A bride received into the home is like a horse that you have just bought; you break her in by consta... CHINESE PROVERBS When Lisa told me she used to be a figure skater, I understood her painting.
LOUIS GRACHOS
When my lady and I sit down and watch TV, I find she gets annoyed at characters because they don'... DALLAS ROBERTS
A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments! LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I don't tweet. I prefer face-to-face communication and sometimes Instagram.
ELIZABETH JAGGER Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately,...
CRAIG KILBORN Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the sa...
JACK WHITEHALL They're welcome to e-mail or surf the Web during lunch or while taking a break.
MIKE FOSTER Where are you going, little lady? You minx!
HELEN THOMPSON
Very fortunate is that bride who focuses her consciousness on Him, her Lord s Love is so sweet to he... GURU NANAK
The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and bro... 
I like to browse in Cartier, Chanel and Gucci and if something special grabs my eye I splash out. 
I don't really know anything about the movie business, even though I've lived in Los Angeles... 
Your children are the greatest gift God will give to you, and their souls the heaviest responsibilit... 
Surely you would have expected no less of a Roma. We take what we want. If a Roma desires a woman, h... 
A pity that she gets so upset about little things, isn't it?"
We hug, but there are no tears. For every awful thing that's been said and done, she is my sister. P... 
May and I are sisters. We'll always fight, but we'll always make up as well. That's what sisters do:... 
Was it hard?" I ask.
When you can inspire a muse, you've got it going on. 
Vegard and Riston's job today was to guard and protect me. And considering that I was in a tower roo... 
Cabel gives her a quizzical look. "I am totally not getting enough attention here. 
A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a b... 
That's the risk you take if you change: that people you've been involved with won't like the new you... 
I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of c... 
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. 
There are so many kids in this world, and in this country, that need homes. And so we're perfect... 
Decades ago, women suffered through horrifying back-alley abortions. Or, they used dangerous methods... 
By learning about my body and making small, subtle changes, I find out what I enjoy and what is effe... 
You have principles. You test them as accurately as you can. Eventually, they might break down. 
The best education I have ever received was through travel. 
On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads of water and eat light and healthy food. 
I'm hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber party for moms. We l... 
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? 
I started running when I was 21 years old and studying in China. 
I use my cell phone as much as I can - I talk to friends all the time. I'm like 2,000 hours a mo... 
Dear Deborah,
Physicists are interested in measuring neutrino properties because they tell us about the structure ... 
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprou... 
I wrote for twelve years and collected 250 rejection slips before getting any fiction published, ... 
I don't necessarily make much art myself, but after I wrote 'Warped Passages,' I was for... 
Come with me,' Mom says.