Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.


Kin Hubbard

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A chap ort t' save a few o' the' long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married
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There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
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KIN HUBBARD
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on
KIN HUBBARD
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick
KIN HUBBARD
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home
KIN HUBBARD
When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
FRANK MCKINNY "KIN" HUBBARD