Whether you're at Dominguez or Mary Star, they're going to see you.

There's nothing much you can say. Guys want to leave schools and are attracted to shoes and other stuff.

We're trying to stay together and do something special.

What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you're not telling jokes.