[Which may also explain why the show at times seems to lapse into a pageant for the pretty and perky.] I'm a red-blooded American male, ... but I try to be classy.

Other than that, he seems to be in pretty good condition.

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.

I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.