Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

I think he tried to say as little as possible in the question-and-answer portion. It was part of his strategy to be brief and not make waves the first time around.

Judge me on what I do and I think you will be pleased and proud of me.

When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.

The only actor who I think probably might have possibly taken a swing at me if he could have would be Burt Reynolds. He used to call Roger and me the Bruise Brothers, out of Chicago.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do.