Who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid? The answer is Zlatan.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

I know I'm good enough. I don't need to show it to you. Either you know who I am, or you don't.

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? I know people like to talk about it. And O.K., I am not going to answer every story. But maybe I will let my collective trophies speak for themselves. I don't know many other footballers who have won as much. Do you?

I am happy in Paris.

I can't help but laugh at how perfect I am.