Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

A REAL job is a job you hate.

There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. Syndicates are essentially agents. Now, can you imagine a novelist giving his literary agent the ownership of his characters and all reprint, television, and movie rights before the agent takes the manuscript to a publisher? Obviously, an author would have to be a raving lunatic to agree to such a deal, but virtually every cartoonist does exactly that when a syndicate demands ownership before agreeing to sell the strip to newspapers.