Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to.

Drunkenness is when the tongue walks on stilts and reason goes forward under half a sail.

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there

Sin cannot tear you away from him (Christ), even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders