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Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone


Jimmy Durante

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JAMES THURBER Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
JAMES THURBER I work twice as hard as everybody else.
YOHAN BLAKE We live in a society that blames everybody else for what's wrong.
MAX CANNON Haters are confused admirers who can’t understand why everybody else likes you
PAULO COELHO We think, basically, enough is enough. What we really want is for everybody to leave us alone Saturd...
CLARA TAYLOR Everybody wants to be like everybody else.
CHRISTOPHER ATKINS You can't please everybody. I give up. I'm not trying to. I don't care. Leave me alone w...
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MAUREEN DOWD If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS I've got to pay $5 for gas just like everybody else.
YOUNG JEEZY You don't build your character by doing what everybody else is doing.
CARLOS GHOSN We don't want people to have expectations of us, but then we have expectations of everybody else...
LAURYN HILL I hadn't been a particularly precocious reader, but everybody else in my family was.
TOM RACHMAN Conductors start getting good when everybody else retires.
SIMON RATTLE I can't always live my life for everybody else.
AUBREY O'DAY I always thought everybody else was better than me.
CAITLYN JENNER I thought everybody else was doing much better than I was.
CAITLYN JENNER The fact is, the difference between peak performers and everybody else are much smaller than everybo...
CHARLES A. GARFIELD The fact is, the difference between peak performers and everybody else are much smaller than everybo...
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FRED ROGERS Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and to think what nobody else has thought.
ALBERT SZENT-GYORGYI I was playing hip-hop when everybody else was playing the giant rave music.
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CRAIG SAGER Wintertime up here is more like family time. Everybody helps out everybody else.
CINDY FLEISCHER Giants bleed like everybody else.
DAN GROAT I never gave anybody Hell! I just told everybody the truth and they thought it was Hell.
HARRY S TRUMAN They are too far ahead of everybody else. Everybody is competing for second place.
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FREDERIC BASTIAT Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybo...
FREDERIC BASTIAT Obviously the first roles that you're proud of are the ones that everybody else liked too.
SAM WATERSTON In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.
DENNIS RODMAN What makes me different from everybody else just boils down to dissatisfaction.
JAY ELECTRONICA I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of ev...
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up.
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JOE TORRE My goal is to be weirder than everybody else and hope that no one stops me. So far, no one has.
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A. S. BYATT Women don't take care of themselves because they take care of everybody else.
ELLEN POMPEO The state is the great fiction by which everybody tries to live at the expense of everybody else.
FREDERIC BASTIAT I wish, as well as everybody else, to be perfectly happy; but, like everybody else, it must be in my...
JANE AUSTEN I think I've always wanted to be different from everybody else. I get really annoyed when I do s...
NADIA ALI We see the statistics just like everybody else.
KATHY HARPER I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
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BUDDY HACKETT Shoot a lower score than everybody else.
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FEDOR EMELIANENKO The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER The Obama economy is great for rich people. It's terrible for everybody else.
ROB PORTMAN I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to s...
HEDY LAMARR I was a very shy character, always feeling uncomfortable because everybody was stronger than I, and ...
RICHARD P. FEYNMAN I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
JENNIFER ANISTON Everybody wants to have a good time, especially at a concert. That's why everybody goes.
DARIUS RUCKER I don't have to be concerned about everybody else's character.
R. LEE ERMEY Hate looks like everybody else until it smiles
TAHEREH MAFI It's like everybody points you to somebody else.
CAROLYN ANDERSON He just wrote what everybody else was thinking.
FURMAN BISHER When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy. The only question that matters is this: ...
TONY CAMPOLO When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy. The only question that matters is this -...
TONY CAMPOLO It's a tremendous blow. To lose anybody it is, but when you lose somebody at the top of the lineup, ...
ANDY JACKSON I'm going to leave because I think they're going to make everybody leave, ... But I'm coming back.
ROBERT BELL We'll start at the bottom of the heap like everybody else.
BILL BELICHICK I caught everybody off guard and ended up winning that one. I'm not really sure what everybody else ...
ERIC WEINRICH I always had a feeling when I was a kid that I didn't really know what was going on. Everybody e...
S. J. ROZAN I don't believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than ...
KEN VENTURI There ain't nothing that we need to be worried about. We just need to be in the right lane where...
QUAVO And it is easy to believe you are not good enough if you listen to everybody else.
MACKENZIE ASTIN Whatever be the challenges, whatever be the obstacles before us, I say to you as I say to everybody ...
FERDINAND MARCOS When you're just like everybody else, you've nothing to offer other than your conformity.
WAYNE DYER It's a shame to call somebody a 'diva' simply because they work harder than everybody el...
JENNIFER LOPEZ Many people feel they must multi-task because everybody else is multitasking, but this is partly bec...
MARILYN VOS SAVANT I'm a happy person, and I want everybody else to be happy. Nothing wrong with that.
KENAN THOMPSON We take each week as it comes; we're juggling just like everybody else. It's all about spinn...
KATHERINE KELLY Old folks have dreams and ambitions too, like everybody else. Don't sit on a couch someplace.
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DOUG HOFFMAN Everybody is even making love or else expecting rain
BOB DYLAN You are a unique person, just like everybody else!!
WARREN MILLER I was concerned for everybody else, my co-workers.
DIANE MORGAN Everybody else was going south; Luke was going north.
DON PETERSON I think this is one of those years where the conference is wide open. It seems like no one has an ed...
GREG SHIVERS We have to pitch to the record company like everybody else,
BO BICE It's one for everybody else to talk about at the moment.
DAVE LEONARD Sometimes I think of life as a process where everybody is discouraging and taking everybody else dow...
BRENDA UELAND I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like e...
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JIMMY PIERSALL I like words. I like the way they clash around together and bang up against each other, especially i...
JIMMY WEBB People in the Hall of Fame tend to clap their hands and say, 'OK, I've done it all,' but...
JIMMY CLIFF