Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?

Man is that he might have joy.

[W]e are bound together in chains as well as the cords of everlasting love, we are in good spirits and rejoice that we are counted worthy to be persecuted for Christ's sake.

You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or whatever the hell the flavor of the month is.