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TREACHEROUS.
ONE MOMENT YOU'RE LOST IN A
CARNIVAL
OF...
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way.
it gets all up in your damn
way. COLLEEN HOOVER And life
definitely
doesn't want me
To just let it
tell
<...
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by
a
boy.
A boy that I'm seriously, dee...
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All the tears,
the mistakes…
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Our war of limbs
and lips COLLEEN HOOVER My name is Olivia King
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Joining in a birdsong,
Eying an early sunrise,
Smel...
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Measuring
Out
Their
Highest
Effo...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Life wants you to
fight
it.
Learn how to make it your
own.
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I spent all this time building a relationship. Then one night I...
DAVID LEVITHAN Late Fragment
And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
I...
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I'm not even going to try.
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I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor....
DAVID LEVITHAN She looked across the room at
Will
, she wasn't sure why, only to find that he w...
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2109 fellow Goodreaders [can’t be wrong] gave [K...
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[modern: Minä tahdon k...
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That's none of your damn business!"(kyok)
Maybe...
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I believe your exact words were: "You're getting too emotion...
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Lucif...
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At the core of this desire is the belief that ...
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I go down to the shore in the morning
and depending on...
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A man said to the universe:
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Those mornings when we kiss and surrender for an hour be...
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KēVENS It must be a real betrayal, when your body turns against you.
I wonder if she likes flow...
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A word is dead
When it is said,
Some say.
I sa...
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He doesn't care anymore.
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DAVID LEVITHAN In the Desert
In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squ...
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Past time, I threw the flowers out,
washed out the cloudy vas...
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Viola: With adoration, with fertile tears,
With...
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DEL SHANNON I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door."<...
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(In my sleep I dreamed this poem)
Someone I loved on...
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BRANDON MCCARTNEY I got an A on the third quiz in American history,
an A,
dammit.
Last time I got a ...
THALIA CHALTAS That's not the same. What happened to you, to your species, it's... it doesn't even compare.'
'...
BECKY CHAMBERS When words fail music
speaks.
IRENA HUANG Go straight to the Schedule B.
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It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British a...
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VIZ Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
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ROANNA SYLVER Ebb
I know what my heart is like
Since your love died:
It is like a holl...
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HIROMU ARAKAWA Finagle's Eighth Rule:
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PROVERB OLYMPAS:
There is one doubt. When souls attain
Such an unimagined gain
Shall n...
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They're fucking with th...
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"Most times, when I'm having sex, I'd rather be reading."
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the plums
that were in
the icebox...
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The natural state. Our moods change. Our lives change. Our feeling...
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I
Because we used to have leaves
and on damp days ...
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