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MOTHERS
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Out
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Effo...
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Life wants you to fight it.
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corrode, v.

I spent all this time building a relationship. Then one night I...
DAVID LEVITHAN
Late Fragment

And did you get what
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I...
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Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE JOSS WHEDON love, n.

I'm not even going to try.
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libidinous, adj.

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor....
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She looked across the room at Will , she wasn't sure why, only to find that he w...
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[modern: Minä tahdon k...
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Four lines, and the world went quiet.

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A Man Said to the Universe

A man said to the universe:
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Edward chuckled into her mouth.
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It must be a real betrayal, when your body turns against you.

I wonder if she likes flow...
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A Word is Dead

A word is dead
When it is said,
Some say.

I sa...
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There are moments in every relationship that define when two people start to fall in love.

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Note to self ;
He doesn't care anymore.
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The Cloudy Vase

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The Uses Of Sorrow

(In my sleep I dreamed this poem)

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I generally support just about every secession attempt that comes along. If, in the future, there is...
VITALIK BUTERIN
Every new & successful example therefore of a perfect separation between ecclesiastical and c...
JAMES MADISON
misgivings, n.

Last night, I got up the courage to ask you if you regretted...
DAVID LEVITHAN
WOW DID I JUST SEE LIL B?

THE MYTH ?? THE AMERICAN HERO AND LEGEND? WORLD WIDE LEGEND! I ...
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I got an A on the third quiz in American history,
an A,
dammit.
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That's not the same. What happened to you, to your species, it's... it doesn't even compare.'
'...
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When words fail music speaks.
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Go straight to the Schedule B.
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Q: Why do you use swear words on your blog, but never the F word?
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Ebb

I know what my heart is like
Since your love died:
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Chapter 1.
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Finagle's Eighth Rule:
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PROVERB
OLYMPAS:
There is one doubt. When souls attain
Such an unimagined gain
Shall n...
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...I've never really had a party before."
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One hundred and fifty years ago, the monster began, this country had become a place of ind...
PATRICK NESS
Hanlon's Razor:
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ANON.
I did it because of that miserable, illegal war. That son-of-a-b---- never should have started it. I...
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Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.
They're fucking with th...
ROBERT KIRKMAN
candid, adj.

"Most times, when I'm having sex, I'd rather be reading."
DAVID LEVITHAN
This is Just to Say

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox...
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS
Well, I am also pretty confident that I’ve got your number,” Jake told her, glancing at her agai...
KRISTEN CASEY
flux, n.

The natural state. Our moods change. Our lives change. Our feeling...
DAVID LEVITHAN
There seems to be a void. I don't know why there aren't more R&B groups -- that's the mysterious que...
VERDINE WHITE
They can not return any money back because the money has been turned into B&B Productions.
JOE JAMES
The ocean burned.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
abstraction, n.

Love is one kind of abstraction. And then there are those n...
DAVID LEVITHAN
CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.

MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, hors...
NEIL GAIMAN
I want him to go to school and have a Plan B and C and D.
KATRINA CARTER
I wanted a mix of 'B' films and first-class films, because I don't look down my nose at 'B' films. W...
BERNARD DICK
I wanted a mix of 'B' films and first-class films, because I don't look down my nose at 'B' films. W...
BERNARD F. DICK
Why We Tell Stories

I
Because we used to have leaves
and on damp days ...
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