Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Opportunities are often things you haven't noticed the first time around.

What is it one yearns for? It is to be able to do a thing for the first time again. And that is impossible.

When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather. He said something like, 'Good try, man. Just remember, if Christ wants something to happen it will, but it will happen in his time.' which was my first real taste of the born-again-flavored shit pie he was going to force-feed down my throat every day of our freshman year.

I don't know if you can be a born-again virgin.

If I'd been born ugly, you'd never have heard of Pele.