Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

The patient says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.