Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight.


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Headline?" he asked.
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Rockabye Baby, in the treetop
Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And who ...
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Rockabye Baby, in the treetop
Dont you know a treetop
is no safe place to rock?
And w...
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Dreamer of dreams, born out of my due time,Why should I strive to set the crooked straight?
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Why . . . why did some people think you were dead?”
The marquis looked at Richard with eyes t...
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You can only get a headline and a little copy on a postcard.
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I dont care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
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FAAMIN
Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have. -Doris Mortman.
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KID ROCK
He's the idiot because it's out. I'm holding him responsible.
KID ROCK
What perfect timing. I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him.
KID ROCK
The Super Bowl is helping out. It's nice that people are bringing some money into Detroit.
KID ROCK
Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't been
saying, 'You all, make shitty re...
KID ROCK
Are some women and children going to die? Yeah. But it's doing the right thing. You got money, you s...
KID ROCK
If it looks good, you'll see it. If it sounds good, you'll hear it. If it's marketed right, you'll b...
KID ROCK
I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house.
KID ROCK
I know a lot of people who are struggling musicians; it's a hard life, and I've risked being...
KID ROCK
America is the greatest country in the whole world.
CHRIS ROCK
I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, J...
CHRIS ROCK
Europeans don't seem to have the groupie mentality.
KID ROCK
Beware the man who tells you what you want to hear. Sweet lies taste the best.
E.R. ROCK
There are some things of which the worth cannot be calculated, treasures beyond measure or value.
E.R. ROCK
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black gu...
CHRIS ROCK
Children today realize that attending school constitutes a break in their education.
E.R. ROCK
Many Americans feel that they are losing their Freedom of Speech but what they are really seeking is...
E.R. ROCK
Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts tha...
CHRIS ROCK
Our ski schools are filling up, which is the way we track it. From talking to our lodging partners i...
MELISSA ROCK
All my life people have been telling me I'm a genius. I guess I'm finally beginning to believe them....
E.R. ROCK
Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas w...
CHRIS ROCK
No religion, no political party, no organization, movement or philosophy has a monopoly on truth.
E.R. ROCK
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bu...
CHRIS ROCK
I do not believe that artists or actors and people should be out there like voicing their full-blown...
KID ROCK
A diet high in fruits and vegetables has been shown to lower blood pressure and lower the risk of st...
CHERYL ROCK
The man who listens only to his own voice knows little but is never wrong.
E.R. ROCK
Simple solutions rarely are.
E.R. ROCK
Don't let who you're with change who you are.
E.R. ROCK
Odor Eaters
CHRIS ROCK
I don't need alcohol to act like an idiot.
E.R. ROCK
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
CHRIS ROCK
I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie.
CHRIS ROCK
George Bush hates midgets! ... Shelter From the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast.
CHRIS ROCK
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
CHRIS ROCK
Since we tied it into the opening football game, we want generate 400 to 500 people. We would like t...
BILL ROCK
Our club is very united in these fund-raising projects. We do a golf scramble early in the spring to...
BILL ROCK
First of all you have to delegate people to serve, people to help bread, people who will help cook. ...
BILL ROCK
Men are as faithful as their options.
CHRIS ROCK
We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergi...
CHRIS ROCK
A man is only as faithful as his options
CHRIS ROCK
I just received a phone call regarding a "public opinion survey." I told them I had a poor opinion o...
E.R. ROCK