Why flaunt a hot body when you can flaunt a beautiful mind? Because everyone understands sex appeal, not everyone comprehends intelligence.

Poetry is the rhythmic creation of beauty in words.

The cuter the boy, the mushier your brain.

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

A bore or an uggo might manage not to get up anyone's nose, but if a girl's got brains and looks and personality, she's going to piss someone off, somewhere along the way.

Michael was still an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, coated in yum. Only now the enigma was a little less mysterious; I was a few clues closer to solving the riddle - but damn, that man would always be coated in yum.