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When something you use again and again is on sale, take advantage. This strategy doesn't apply t... 
I always say to women, 'Take advantage of the fact that you're in the minority, don't se... 
It's easy to be led astray when you're so broken. People take advantage of you. 
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated ... 
In life, try your best to do the right thing. Have fun while you're alive. Take advantage of eve... 
It's about taking advantage of the opportunities you have right now, and right now we're in ... 
It's joyful to give. But for people who want to take advantage of you, you're kind of an eas... 
You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. 
Usually whenever you're scared of something, do it. If you're not afraid of it, don't do... 
If you're beautiful, you're led to believe that you can't also be smart. 
At the end of the day, don't forget that you're a person, don't forget you're a moth... 
Everyone wants to call wrestling 'the business.' Why don't you treat it like a business?... 
I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to work hard at it. Whether you... 
There's many things that you can do with your life. It doesn't necessarily - I think if you&... 
You ain't supposed to get salmon when they're swimming upstream to spawn. But if you're ... 
If you don't take no chances, then you're not a performer. Performers always take chances. Y... 
If you're hungry, you know that you want to eat. You don't know what's on the menu - per... 
Negotiation is not a policy. It's a technique. It's something you use when it's to your ... 
You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because som... 
If someone takes you out, and you're wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt, and they take you to a fa... 
I don't think that you can invent on behalf of customers unless you're willing to think long... 
I think that everything you do helps you to write if you're a writer. Adversity and success both... 
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. 
I don't try to be sexy, but if you are sexy it comes out. If you're not, you're not. 
I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't... 
If you don't have an E-mail address, you're in the Netherworld. If you don't have your o... 
I think everyone expects if you're in the lead, or if you're a favourite to win, you will wi... 
If you show emotion in competition, temporarily, you'll be ineffective. If you're discipline... 
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The thing about cooking is it's so interesting to watch. I don't know why, but if you go to ... 
When you're a big sister, it's a great job. I don't know how little sisters feel about t... 
I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall. 
With everything that is complex, we learn. If you don't learn, then it's an utter and abject... 
I don't really care how the Patriots are perceived, truthfully. I really don't. I really don... 
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't u... 
If you're a writer, you know there are ways in which we don't know what we're doing at a... 
Don't try to be what you're not. If you're nervous, be nervous. If you're shy, be sh... 
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If you're a preacher, you talk for a living, so even if you don't make sense, you learn to m... 
If you don't like what you're doing, then don't do it. 
People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don... 
You feel like a prisoner if you don't create. You're jailed up inside of yourself. 
You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you ... 
If you're not having fun - I don't care what you're doing - don't do it. Move on. Fi... 
Passion is one great force that unleashes creativity, because if you're passionate about somethi... 
Writing is a solitary existence. Making a movie is controlled chaos - thousands of moving parts and ... 
The problem with taking venture capital is if you take $5m from someone, it may feel great; you may ... 
If you're so afraid of failure, you will never succeed. You have to take chances. 
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Kids want you to take them to whatever kid movie is opening, and you just hope it's good because... 
You're supposed to look a certain way when you're a celebrity, but I want to take care of my... 
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something... 
If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. 
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President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much o... 
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. 
Attacks on a politician's identity - questioning Romney's religion, say, or Obama's birt... 
'Swagger' would be the word for 'Dirt On My Boots.' With the real funky drum loop an... 
I can be a traditionalist but also play with Luke Bryan and get the crowd to go crazy. I think that ... 
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Many students graduate from college and professional schools, including those of social work, nursin... 
As a member of Congress, and a parent, I understand the importance of ensuring that families are abl... 
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I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer. 
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge... 
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It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong. 
You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back. 
Yeah, that's the ticket. 
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