Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

When we talk to God we are praying; when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.