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JACK GOULD There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come. JACK GOULD Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less ... JACK GOULD One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath. JACK GOULD I usually start with a repulsive character and go on from there. CHESTER GOULD I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could. CHESTER GOULD It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. MORTON GOULD Disney is hoping to have a Harry Potter franchise out of this. ALAN GOULD There were no parents home, and the kid living there apparently decided to have some friends over, .... ALAN GOULD We've got small children and sick and elderly people dying every day, small children being raped and... ALAN GOULD She sold to an 18-year-old that we had sent in, ... This was the single one we checked that failed. ALAN GOULD A law that was passed on Aug. 29 indicates we must hold a public hearing prior to accepting unantici... ALAN GOULD Students interested in government or law have a grand opportunity to engage in panel conversation wi... ALAN GOULD This is a way by which the university can fulfill obligations, ALAN GOULD Perhaps this is something that should have been done long ago, ... It is a time to reflect who he wa... ALAN GOULD This is the 250th birthday celebration for our namesake. The least we can do is celebrate. ALAN GOULD It is imperative that the traditional media companies increase their Internet presence and we believ... ALAN GOULD I like reading, writing, hiking, camping, free running, surfing, rock climbing, long boarding, and s... NOLAN GOULD JOE GOULD TIM GOULD GERALD GOULD For a long time, we've worked on detecting planets with whatever was at hand, making use of exis... ANDREW GOULD I cannot bear assaults of any kind, and it seems to me that the Beatles essentially were out to affr... GLENN GOULD Chopin, Schubert, and Liszt had no idea of how to write for the piano. GLENN GOULD There was a second problem that was still not a technical problem... the project became classified. ... GORDON GOULD I don't believe that anyone can see the Grand Canyon area for themselves and not know that we ha... NOLAN GOULD It tends to indicate these Earth-mass planets are quite common, 10 to 50 times more common than prev... ANDREW GOULD For a long time, we've worked on detecting planets with whatever was at hand, making use of existing... ANDREW GOULD There are really no other methods at present that can detect planets of this mass and at this separa... ANDREW GOULD (Producers') plans have already been put in place to achieve this, but it will take several years of... ANDREW GOULD Initial discussions with customers would indicate that the exploration and production spending envir... ANDREW GOULD The industry response to the current lack of an oil supply cushion and the long-term need to increas... ANDREW GOULD There will be no silver bullet. Rather it will be a combination of technologies. ANDREW GOULD To put that right it's going to take several years of very hard work by the oil industry to renew th... ANDREW GOULD I think we must be getting to a point now where price is going to have an effect on demand and that ... ANDREW GOULD Our industry faces new challenges, ANDREW GOULD Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to... But be respected, that is essential. ANNA GOULD I've actually always been a big fan of seafood. Sushi is one my favorite things. ALEXANDER GOULD But certainly the laser proved to be what I realized it was going to be. At that moment in my life I... GORDON GOULD The best parts of it will still be there. BOB GOULD I like to walk around, so I might see those businesses. But not everyone has the patience. BOB GOULD I had more fun ... BOB GOULD I had more fun ... You didn't want to miss a day because it was so much fun. BOB GOULD It's not as busy as I had hoped, but then every festival goes through tough times. BOB GOULD If you price your merchandise right, people will buy it. That's the way this business is. You roll w... BOB GOULD This was an excellent result. The sentencing reflects the crimes committed. BOB GOULD This will result in wells that will make a substantial improvement in the recovery factor just becau... ANDREW GOULD I'm fascinated with what happens to the creative output when you isolate yourself from the appro... GLENN GOULD I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could. CHESTER GOULD I don't read anything anymore. I don't have the eyesight. I read my own copy, that's all... JOHN GOULD The purpose of art is not the release of a momentary ejection of adrenaline but is, rather, the grad... GLENN GOULD wealthier than I was. WAYNE GOULD the throwback feel of a mission during the Cold War, when American officials saw their main job as b... DAVID GOULD The scene we shot with Charlie Rose was actually the last piece that was ever shot for 'Breaking... PETER GOULD Obviously the shift to gas and the need for large amounts of gas in the United States is going to be... ANDREW GOULD A lecture is an occasion when you numb one end to benefit the other. JOHN GOULD If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble. JOHN GOULD Isolation is the one sure way to human happiness. GLENN GOULD I lost everything. My parents lost everything. DAVID GOULD The things that we have in common [with Muslims] are not the things that bring peace. Only the thing... DAVID GOULD We call it, 'From mainstream to the local scene,' DAVID GOULD A lecture is an occasion when you numb one end to benefit the other JOHN GOULD I have met people who you would expect to be brilliant and they have a blind spot for this puzzle. A... WAYNE GOULD He was interested in a project with an electronic pulse, ERIC GOULD Behind every silver lining, there's a cloud. GLENN GOULD I detest audiences. Not in their individual components but en masse... I think they are a force of e... GLENN GOULD It has become fashionable in the last several years for the media to minimize and even dissemble abo... CATHERINE GOULD Coming to terms with incest is not easy. Learning to be a survivor, not a victim, gives new meaning ... LYNETTE GOULD Many deeply hidden memories have come flooding back. The important message here though is that it is... LYNETTE GOULD Frankly, its hard to blame the Legislature this session because the department took no initiative to... JON GOULD I have sold a number of frames, several paintings, and a tiger maple stand. JOHN GOULD At the time the world was all upside down. The American people were beginning to move around a lot. ... JOHN GOULD I don't read anything anymore. I don't have the eyesight. I read my own copy, that's all. I think I'... JOHN GOULD If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble. JOHN GOULD I don't think any of the early Romantic composers knew how to write for the piano... The music o... GLENN GOULD I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and ... ELLIOTT GOULD Dear Kim. Apparently you want to be a cartoonist. Stay with it. CHESTER GOULD Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had, PETER GOULD My schedule is usually pretty busy, so when I wake up in the morning, first thing I usually do is tu... NOLAN GOULD Our jointly developed, software-only solution with Nortel provides forward-thinking companies a powe... DAVE GOULD A record is a concert without halls and a museum whose curator is the owner. GLENN GOULD Everybody loves this place. It is so beautiful; everybody reaches out to one another. GLENN GOULD He's one of the greatest guys I ever knew. It's a sad, sad story. He always saw his glass as overflo... DICK GOULD No, no food. I want sex. Bring me some sex. ELLIOTT GOULD My problem was I let myself become known before I knew myself. ELLIOTT GOULD endless puzzles made up on the spot, all fresh and original. WAYNE GOULD I find it so easy to get distracted - I try not to do more than one thing at any one time. ELLIOTT GOULD If the state of oratory that inundates our educational institutions during the month of June could b... SAMUEL GOULD I have no idea what is in the Liberty portfolio. ALAN GOULD It's just a matter of paperwork. She has to go home to get her papers in order. Her application rene... CATHY GOULD They are an icon of the '50s, ... It was considered a friendly, comfortable American sports car, DAVE GOULD My dad was in the military. It was difficult sometimes, because he would have to be away a lot, and ... NOLAN GOULD We don't have any boundaries for it. If we're feeling it, it's OK. ERIC GOULD Yeah, it is. It's funny, once the crowd gets out there and you get a few wins under your belt -- hop... STEVE GOULD Did she? Oh good, maybe Kelley and I should hook up, eh? STEVE GOULD People enjoyed it immediately and other papers noticed the jump in circulation, WAYNE GOULD For her part, Amy Kev's Waffles with a passionate ferocity that she felt a little bit guilty about n... EMILY GOULD These guys are quite exceptional. They're practically off the planet. I can't begin to understand ho... WAYNE GOULD I'm not surprised that people like the puzzle -- I thought that was almost certain. I am surprised a... WAYNE GOULD She wondered if it counted as being good if you did the good thing for purely selfish reasons. Proba... EMILY GOULD Impact 360 transforms the speed at which companies can make informed decisions with unmatched visibi... DAVE GOULD All Microsoft has to do is make fundamental changes in the way Exchange works and every Blackberry s... ALAN GOULD Come on, somebody be brave. DAVE GOULD Maybe it's a good omen. STEVE GOULD This is a growing problem nationally and internationally. What aggravates this more are individuals ... ALAN GOULD I believe in evolution and I think when it comes to business and the roots of business and the funda... ELLIOTT GOULD There's nothing more arrogant or conceited than youth, and there's nothing other than machinery that... ELLIOTT GOULD I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and chan... ELLIOTT GOULD Before we talk about re-regulating, we should be looking at the fact that we've really not allowed t... ROB GOULD Will the industry outsource more? I think it depends on the client base. 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Humans aren't as good as we should be in our capacity to empathize with feelings and thoughts of... 
Why should I go into details, we have nothing that is not perishable except what our hearts and our ... 
The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in this sun- illuminated univers... 
Why should Iran withdraw from its inalienable right? According to which law should we beg Europe for... 
First and foremost, we need to be the adults we want our children to be. We should watch our own gos... 
We should seek the greatest value of our action. 
Something is wrong that we have to feed so many. Why should there be poverty with all of our science... 
Our past may explain why we're suffering but we must not use it as an excuse to stay in bondage. 
We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts? 
No investigation of our divine future can ignore our own animal past, or our relations with other an... 
Humans aren't as good as we should be in our capacity to empathize with feelings and thoughts of... 
Concepts such as loving kindness should never be used as weapons against our real feelings. 
Feast of Clare of Assisi, Founder of the Order of Minoresses (Poor Clares), 1253 Commemoration of J... 
Why [..] should the boundary of sacrosanct life match the boundary of our species? 
Our forbearance should never be misunderstood. Our reluctance for conflict should not be misjudged a... 
In what terms should we think of these beings, nonhuman yet possessing so very many human-like chara... 
Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us. 
Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? 
Unless we change our ways and our direction, our greatness as a nation will soon be a footnote in th... 
With mindfulness, loving kindness, and self-compassion, we can begin to let go of our expectations a... 
Why are we so attached to the severities of the past? Why are we so proud of having endured our fath... 
We are all one - or at least we should be - and it is our job, our duty, and our great challenge to ... 
A bride never forgets her wedding ornaments, why should we forsake our heavenly Father, the bridegro... 
Why should not Conscience have vacation
As well as other Courts o' th' nation?
Have equal powe... 
Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them ha... 
Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them ha... 
The question that is so clearly in many potential parents minds: Why should we stunt our ambitions a... 
The question that is so clearly in many potential parents' minds: 'Why should we stunt our ambitions... 
Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us. 
There is no reason why any public school district in our state should be on a four-day school week. ... 
If we want our children to possess the traits of character we most admire, we need to teach them wha... 
Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor. 
We should not be blamed for facing the Israeli aggression on our people, our towns and our refugee c... 
There seems no reason why patriotism and narrowness should go together, or why intellectual fairmind... 
Our sense of community and compassionate intelligence must be extended to all life forms, plants, an... 
Any good history begins in strangeness. The past should not be comfortable. The past should not a fa... 
With the assumption of that greater burden, the burden on our troops should go down, and we should s... 
Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kin... 
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We should have been there shoulder to shoulder with our allies. Our concern is the instability of ou... 
We'll continue to heal human bodies through biotechnology but we'll also increasingly feed, ... 
Because of the dog's joyfulness, our own is increased. It is no small gift. It is not the least ... 
The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past is ... 
The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past i... 
Be noble minded! Our own heart, and not other men's opinions of us, forms our true honor. 
Our hope and trust should not be in our actions, possibilities and talents, our hope and trust shoul... 
We can certainly go further than cats, but why should it be that our brains are somehow so suited to... 
We should not hoard knowledge; we should be free from our knowledge. 
There is no excuse for keeping wild animals in amusement parks or circuses. Until our governments ta... 
We treat our dogs as if they were 'almost human': that is why they really become 'almost human' in t... 
As a state we are so uniquely positioned in so many ways. Our geography, our placement in the countr... 
The history of agriculture is the history of humans breeding seeds and animals to produce traits we ... 
Science is not a heartless pursuit of objective information. It is a creative human activity, its ge... 
We who revel in nature's diversity and feel instructed by every animal tend to brand Homo sapiens ... 
Science is an integral part of culture. It's not this foreign thing, done by an arcane priesthood. I... 
...Maude Harris told me that all was well with the world because medical science had profited by the... 
I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low. 
For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure...