Wild Bill was anything but a quarrelsome man yet I have personal knowledge of at least half a dozen men whom he had at various times killed.
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ALLAN SHERMAN Half a crown in the bill, if you look at the waiter.
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ALAN DEAN FOSTER Bill brought baseball into the 20th century. Before Bill, baseball was just win or lose. But he made...
HANK GREENBERG He breaks a lot of my at-bats. Maybe I ought to send him a bill.
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FRANK PECORA I think we certainly have a workable bill at this point.
KEN WONSTOLEN This is a total smoke-free bill, not a compromise that would balance the various interests I had hop...
CAROL SCHWARTZ A detective sees death in all the various forms at least five times a week.
ED MCBAIN As I have said many times - my father was a great fan of Bill Dickey's and he certainly loved th...
GEORGE STEINBRENNER When you show up at a rally supporting a bill, you are supporting the bill.
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DON BLUTH One week later the people who were told he was a jerk remembered a higher bill -- from 10 percent to...
DAVID PIZARRO There were two things going on then. I was enjoying the battle against Bill and I was convincing mys...
SWEN NATER I think the chances of the whole bill passing are at least even and maybe a little better than even....
BARRY ORTON Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some...
JACKIE DESHANNON A game played by fewer than fifteen a side, at least half of whom should be totally unfit
MICHAEL GREEN I can't remember how many fights we've had. It must be at least half a dozen good ones now, in which...
KARL DAVIES In a way I think Bill Clinton is more likely to forgive and move on or at least try to woo people wh...
DEE DEE MYERS It was wild . . . at least wild for us,
CHARLES MILLER We hammered out what I think is a good bill. ... Not a perfect bill, but a good bill.
ARLEN SPECTER Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin...
EOIN COLFER We believed he fit the bill at that time.
AL DAVIS Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they l...
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA He only dropped the putter cover a half-dozen times and lost my driver cover a couple of times, so h...
COREY PAVIN In a person's lifetime there may be not more than half a dozen occasions that he can look back to in...
ERNESTINE GILBRETH CAREY We had $100 left on Election night. And a $79 bill at the bar,
CHARLES FLYNN What little success I may have won in life I attribute to the loyalty I had for a dear old friend wh...
CHARLES M. SCHWAB He was a group supervisor and I was teaching in the hall. There it is, Cat and Bill, they met at the...
CATALINA NOCON I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.
J. LINCOLN FENN If they can live without power, if they can live without heat, they sure as heck can live without wa...
DAVE SORENSON Succession at any company is challenging, and unfortunately the expectations that Bill and I and oth...
PHILIP KNIGHT We have 'Wild Bill', with kiss marks all over his face and his tongue hanging out. And we have 'Trad...
SUE CARTER The committee chair would have killed the bill to teach me a lesson of the impertinence of a freshma...
KEELEY He said Frank Reich was always there pushing him to be better every day. That's the way it was ... a...
J.P. LOSMAN It was only one of a dozen or twenty vocations which he had taken up at various times, only to drop ...
WILLIAM HENRY HUDSON Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.
UNKNOWN We couldn't break the filibuster without making some changes, we have to break the filibuster so we ...
RUSS FEINGOLD It's started to suck a lot of our profits right out of the business. We have to pay not only a gas b...
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HAROLD LEWIS I was at a gas pump the other day when a man came up to me and thanked me for starting four black pl...
BRUCE LARSON When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.
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JULIUS ROSENBERG We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities.
BILL MAHER The Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when th...
CRAIG FERGUSON Oh, we call all tell stories about Bill. He wasn't ornery, but he was a musician.
JIM HUNTER If there's a bill on the governor's desk that doesn't have his ink on it yet, he shouldn't get any c...
JASON STANFORD The proper study of Man is anything but Man; and the most improper job of any man, even saints (who ...
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TOM HANSEN If Kitchener was not a great man, he was, at least, a great poster.
MARGOT ASQUITH I thought to myself, 'I am wiser than this man: neither of us knows anything that is really worthwhi...
SOCRATES You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ...
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CHARLOTTE ROGAN We should have had it won by half-time, but at least this was an improvement on our last game. We we...
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HAROLD H. GREENE The only thing is "we are humans" and the best thing is "humans were born to make mistakes" .. so ch...
NEHA KOTHARI The truth is I had lots of rehab and now I have a clean bill of health.
SAMANTHA MORTON We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
BILL MAHER I have a personal trainer who comes over at least four times a week and kicks my butt. I get so sore...
EVA LONGORIA This cannot be correct. I can think of at least half a dozen different lines of evidence that say th...
DAVID HATHAWAY There are at least a dozen dead after the roof collapsed.
KRZYSZTOF MEJER You got a lot of smoke, and not a lot of fire. Everybody's out front taking money and at least using...
BRUCE HARVEY A wise system of education will at least teach us how little man yet knows, how much he has still to...
JOHN LUBBOCK Altogether he was one in whom no man would have seen anything to admire, and in whom no woman would ...
THOMAS HARDY There's a huge void in Bay Area sports broadcasting right now. I can't ever remember a time in 40 ye...
HANK GREENWALD Pale Ebenezer thought it wrong to fight, but Roaring Bill (who killed him) thought it right.
HILAIRE BELLOC I guarantee you, if you could give me 10 points in all those seventh games against the Boston Celtic...
WILT CHAMBERLAIN If I was at fault, I could see paying. But I wasn't . I told the guys at work, if you're even close ...
DALE ARMSTRONG Men do not understand books until they have a certain amount of life, or at any rate no man understa...
EZRA POUND Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build.
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JOE BLANDINO In 2001, I was the pitching coach at Buffalo, and had to miss a game to come back to Minnesota for t...
CARL WILLIS It takes at least half a dozen clicks to get to the folder you need, and, quite often, your computer...
JAN WILSON At least half of the patients had a cognitive impairment when they entered rehabilitation.
LARRY GOLDSTEIN We predict at least a dozen copycats within the next 24 hours.
PETER TIPPETT I entered Yale in the fall of 1951, and about November of that year, Bill Buckley published 'God...
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JUDD GREGG Bill was a great friend, a brilliant performer and an exceptional man. I say this with great admirat...
AL DAVIS Difficult times require difficult decisions. But supporting this bill shouldn't be a difficult d...
JIM BUNNING If they killed him tonight, at least he would die alive.
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GENNIFER FLOWERS As a militant troublemaker, I once wrote that it was the duty of every woman worthy of the descripti...
JULIE BURCHILL Humour: Is the mobile phone male or female?
Ans: female.
Explanation: mobile = o-bil-me = O! Bill Me...
APURVA GAGLANI My disorder has been attended with several symptoms of a consumption; and I have been at times appre...
DAVID BRAINERD Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at ...
JENNIFER DUNN Hardy! Hardy —” He had come for me. I nearly lost it then. In the wild torrent of relief and gra...
LISA KLEYPAS A man can do anything he wants to do in this world, at least if he wants to do it badly enough.
E(DWARD) W(YLLIS) SCRIPPS I like Bill a lot. As Bill is presented, I mean you don't ever see Bill blow her head off? You k...
DAVID CARRADINE I have never read any Tolstoy. I felt badly about this until I read a Bill Simmons column where he c...
MALCOLM GLADWELL He sat where he was, on Mouse, in the grip of terrible indecision. He almost wished something would ...
LARRY MCMURTRY The man was staring directly at him now, a curious expression on his face, half smiling, half quizzi...
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My restless, roaming spirit would not allow me to remain at home very long.
BUFFALO BILL Washington newspaper men know everything.
BUFFALO BILL Quick as lightning Wild Bill pulled his revolver. The stranger fell dead, shot through the brain.
BUFFALO BILL Nothing of course was ever done to Bill for the killing of Tutt.
BUFFALO BILL So for twelve miles I rode with Sherman, and we became fast friends. He asked me all manner of quest...
BUFFALO BILL It was my effort, in depicting the West, to depict it as it was.
BUFFALO BILL The Indians were well mounted and felt proud and elated because they had been made United States sol...
BUFFALO BILL The cholera had broken out at the post, and five or six men were dying daily.
BUFFALO BILL As a good horse is not very apt to jump over a bank, if left to guide himself, I let mine pick his o...
BUFFALO BILL The greatest of all the Sioux in my time, or in any time for that matter, was that wonderful old fig...
BUFFALO BILL I had many enemies among the Sioux; I would be running considerable risk in meeting them.
BUFFALO BILL My debut upon the world's stage occurred on February 26, 1845, in the State of Iowa.
BUFFALO BILL I felt only as a man can feel who is roaming over the prairies of the far West, well armed, and moun...
BUFFALO BILL Excitement was plentiful during my two years' service as a Pony Express rider.
BUFFALO BILL You who live your lives in cities or among peaceful ways cannot always tell whether your friends are...
BUFFALO BILL We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have...
BUFFALO BILL My great forte in killing buffaloes was to get them circling by riding my horse at the head of the h...
BUFFALO BILL Some days I would go without any fire at all, and eat raw frozen meat and melt snow in my mouth for ...
BUFFALO BILL Every Indian outbreak that I have ever known has resulted from broken promises and broken treaties b...
BUFFALO BILL I was persuaded now that I was destined to lead a life on the Plains.
BUFFALO BILL I could never resist the call of the trail.
BUFFALO BILL But the love of adventure was in father's blood.
BUFFALO BILL It was because of my great interest in the West, and my belief that its development would be assiste...
BUFFALO BILL But the West of the old times, with its strong characters, its stern battles and its tremendous stre...
BUFFALO BILL I thought I was benefiting the Indians as well as the government, by taking them all over the United...
BUFFALO BILL The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days - an average of two hundred miles a day. But...
BUFFALO BILL Having secured my Indian actors, I started for Baltimore, where I organized my combination, and whic...
BUFFALO BILL General Custer was a close observer and student of personal character.
BUFFALO BILL I began to think my time had come, as the saying is.
BUFFALO BILL After crossing the Smoky Hill River, I felt comparatively safe as this was the last stream I had to ...
BUFFALO BILL In 1906 the Czechs were already applauding the famous circus of the Wild West hero William Frederick...
BUFFALO BILL I found Spotted Tail's lodge. He invited me to enter.
BUFFALO BILL He herded cattle and worked as a driver on a wagon train, crossing the Great Plains several times,
BUFFALO BILL My mother's sympathies were strongly with the Union. She knew that war was bound to come, but so...
BUFFALO BILL Frontiersmen good and bad, gunmen as well as inspired prophets of the future, have been my camp comp...
BUFFALO BILL Stations were built at intervals averaging fifteen miles apart. A rider's route covered three st...
BUFFALO BILL The Free State men, myself among them, took it for granted that Missouri was a slave state.
BUFFALO BILL I found Spotted Tail's lodge. He invited me to enter.
BUFFALO BILL With the help of a friend I got father into a wagon, when the crowd had gone. I held his head in my ...
BUFFALO BILL The first presentation of my show was given in May, 1883, at Omaha, which I had then chosen as my ho...
BUFFALO BILL Indians were frequently off their reservations.
BUFFALO BILL We had avoided discovery by the Sioux scouts, and we were confident of giving them a complete surpri...
BUFFALO BILL Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between fri...
BILL MURRAY President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a ...
BILL O'REILLY Since the time of St. Jerome, it was mandatory for any kind of scholar or thinker to spend time out ...
BILL VIOLA When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
BILL WATTERSON Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
BILL WATTERSON God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that...
BILL WATTERSON There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSON We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves an...
BILL WATTERSON From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's differ...
BILL WATTERSON The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't wa...
BILL WATTERSON The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a...
BILL WATTERSON Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
BILL WATTERSON Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSON If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.
BILL COPELAND Keep your word. Honor commitments, and they will double back to honor you.
BILL RANCIC Historically, privacy was almost implicit, because it was hard to find and gather information. But i...
BILL GATES The outside perception and inside perception of Microsoft are so different. The view of Microsoft in...
BILL GATES According to Ethiopian custom, parents wait to name a baby because children often die in the first w...
BILL GATES My son likes to go see mines and electric plants, or the Large Hadron Collider, and we've had a ...
BILL GATES Like any well designed software product, Windows is designed, developed and tested as an integrated ...
BILL GATES The quality of research in the U.S. is absolutely the best.
BILL GATES The bulk of the universities are about teaching kids.
BILL GATES People want to watch whatever video they want to watch whenever they want to watch. If you provision...
BILL GATES In K-12, almost everybody goes to local schools. Universities are a bit different because kids actua...
BILL GATES My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.
BILL GATES In low-income countries, getting to a health post is hard. It's very expensive.
BILL GATES I think there will be PCs at every price point.
BILL GATES I don't have a magic formula for prioritizing the world's problems.
BILL GATES The truth of Moore's law has made remarkable things possible. On the software side, I think natu...
BILL GATES The only definition by which America's best days are behind it is on a purely relative basis.
BILL GATES Digital reading will completely take over. It's lightweight and it's fantastic for sharing. ...
BILL GATES At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I&...
BILL GATES I never took a day off in my twenties. Not one. And I'm still fanatical, but now I'm a littl...
BILL GATES Polio's pretty special because once you get an eradication, you no longer have to spend money on...
BILL GATES I remember thinking quite logically that I didn't want to spoil my children with wealth and so t...
BILL GATES To create a new standard, it takes something that's not just a little bit different; it takes so...
BILL GATES Money has no utility to me beyond a certain point.
BILL GATES People everywhere love Windows.
BILL GATES I'm never fully satisfied with any Microsoft product.
BILL GATES The general idea of the rich helping the poor, I think, is important.
BILL GATES If I'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago...
BILL GATES Exposure from a young age to the realities of the world is a super-big thing.
BILL GATES Connectivity enables transparency for better government, education, and health.
BILL GATES I have been struck again and again by how important measurement is to improving the human condition.
BILL GATES China adopted a capitalist system in the 1980s, and they went from a 60% poverty rate to 10%.
BILL GATES The best teacher is very interactive.
BILL GATES Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings.
BILL GATES The tablet is not mainstream. Reading off the screen is not mainstream.
BILL GATES Whether it's Google or Apple or free software, we've got some fantastic competitors and it k...
BILL GATES I'm a geek.
BILL GATES I know there's a farmer out there somewhere who never wants a PC and that's fine with me.
BILL GATES If you go back to 1800, everybody was poor. I mean everybody. The Industrial Revolution kicked in, a...
BILL GATES Go empower yourself. You need confidence because the one thing that bullying does is it belittles yo...
BILL GOLDBERG As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.
BILL GATES Paper is no longer a big part of my day. I get 90% of my news online, and when I go to a meeting and...
BILL GATES Treatment without prevention is simply unsustainable.
BILL GATES If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
BILL GATES Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up.
BILL GATES We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve.
BILL GATES In the old generation, if one kid bought a PlayStation 2 and the other kid bought an Xbox, at his ho...
BILL GATES The U.S. immigration laws are bad - really, really bad. I'd say treatment of immigrants is one o...
BILL GATES This is a fantastic time to be entering the business world, because business is going to change more...
BILL GATES The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of 1918, which killed tens of millions of p...
BILL GATES Expectations are a form of first-class truth: If people believe it, it's true.
BILL GATES Nobody spends any money on smallpox unless they worry about a bio-terrorist recreating it.
BILL GATES For a highly motivated learner, it's not like knowledge is secret and somehow the Internet made ...
BILL GATES In business, the idea of measuring what you are doing, picking the measurements that count like cust...
BILL GATES Nuclear energy, in terms of an overall safety record, is better than other energy.
BILL GATES People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People f...
BILL GATES By improving health, empowering women, population growth comes down.
BILL GATES Innovation is moving at a scarily fast pace.
BILL GATES Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.
BILL GATES I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to...
BILL GATES Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants to move to North Korea is welcome.
BILL GATES Today a minimum wage earner has to work a day and a half just to pay for a full tank of gas. That is...
BILL PASCRELL I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or e...
BILL BRYSON Under many current state laws, minors who have been victims of trafficking are charged as criminals ...
BILL FLORES Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBY I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United State...
BILL ENGVALL People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what&...
BILL COSBY If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them an...
BILL COSBY I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not ...
BILL COSBY There are two sides to every story, and sometimes three, four, and five.
BILL COSBY When I say, I don't care what white people think, I mean that.
BILL COSBY If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what ...
BILL COSBY Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
BILL COSBY Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituari...
BILL COSBY Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of yo...
BILL COSBY Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
BILL COSBY Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: e...
BILL COSBY Gray hair is God's graffiti.
BILL COSBY A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
BILL COSBY If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. I...
BILL COSBY By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America d...
BILL COSBY The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBY Anytime I get down to Miami, it's a wonderful thing.
BILL GOLDBERG I have realized over time that I missed the mark with HyperCard. I grew up in a box-centric culture ...
BILL ATKINSON As a father, you want the best for your son, quite obviously. You want to create the best memories f...
BILL GOLDBERG Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAY If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'...
BILL HICKS I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, b...
BILL BURR There are more people dying of malaria than any specific cancer.
BILL GATES The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
BILL COPELAND I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave th...
BILL COSBY A buddy will keep you honest and add a dimension of fun to your workout.
BILL TOOMEY Someday, somehow, the leadership of Planned Parenthood will have to answer for their callous disrega...
BILL FLORES One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are...
BILL MURRAY Words are the children of reason and, therefore, can't explain it. They really can't transla...
BILL EVANS I bugged my mom and dad to 'get me inside the television set' when I was about four years ol...
BILL MUMY I just became one with my browser software.
BILL GRIFFITH No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no ma...
BILL PARCELLS I don't think there's a... boundary between digital media and print media. Every magazine is...
BILL GATES People in the West like to shoot things. When they first got to the West they shot buffalo. Once the...
BILL BRYSON The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence brief...
BILL MAHER William Andrews Clark was caught in a bribery scandal during a campaign for the U.S. Senate - he was...
BILL DEDMAN The International Brigades and the British volunteers were, numerically, only a small part of the Re...
BILL ALEXANDER The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports ...
BILL ALEXANDER Being a broadcaster encompasses the business of sport, which is my life today, and it encompasses th...
BILL WALTON Chick Hearn was my favorite broadcaster ever - he's the one who taught me to think basketball, h...
BILL WALTON The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people t...
BILL WALTON Good writing is clear thinking made visible.
BILL WHEELER If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSON Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
BILL WATTERSON We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and tur...
BILL WATTERSON Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?
BILL WATTERSON Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried ...
BILL WATTERSON I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled.
BILL HADER We use the people who are in the bullpen producing.
BILL EVANS After every massacre in a school, Americans grasp at quick cures. 'Let's install metal detec...
BILL DEDMAN There's no magic line between an application and an operating system that some bureaucrat in Was...
BILL GATES The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in m...
BILL DEDMAN In the Woodstock movie, you see Justin, my son, who is now a filmmaker, being carried off by my wife...
BILL KREUTZMANN The malaria parasite has been killing children and sapping the strength of whole populations for ten...
BILL GATES Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON I have an addiction to caffeine.
BILL AYERS Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it's taking photos...
BILL GATES Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'...
BILL RANCIC A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
BILL DEDMAN You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody...
BILL SIMMONS Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For w...
BILL MAHER Brand names are well known to business school professors, but only one professor is a brand name her...
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