Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.

The only people I ever get irritated with are the ones who announce, using my Twitter handle, that they are no longer following me and why.

I wish being a beekeeper, which I am, gave you a free pass on the carbon footprint, but it doesn't.

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.

I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.

Make good art.