Will you let me talk? I'll have to learn the language all over again!

I trained my son to be a puppeteer since he was a little boy.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

All women are troublemakers who take the money their husbands need desperately for a new and better speaker, and selfishly squander it on things like shoes for the children, homogenized milk, or perhaps A SECOND DRESS!

Most folks call 'em green onions, but they're really scallions!

Black is a great color!!! it sets off your wig!