If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've ...
RED SKELTON I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.
RED BARBER I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.
RED SMITH Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. ...
RED SKELTON If I may I would like to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and give you a definition for each word. RED SKELTON The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
RED AUERBACH To a father, when a child dies, the future dies; to a child when a parent dies, the past dies.
RED AUERBACH When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
RED BARBER The best way to forget ones self is to look at the world with attention and love.
RED AUERBACH He who believes in nobody knows that he himself is not to be trusted.
RED AUERBACH One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wonde...
RED SKELTON If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
RED BUTTONS Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while fo...
RED AUERBACH Last night I had a revelationSomehow I have to make you payIt's all about manipulationAnd what it ta...
RED DELICIOUS Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while f...
RED AUERBACH You whites make all the ammunition.
RED CLOUD If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur...
RED ADAIR An acre of performance is worth a whole world of promise.
RED AUERBACH All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
RED SKELTON We do not want riches, we want peace and love.
RED CLOUD I am poor and naked, but I am the chief of the nation. We do not want riches but we do want to train...
RED CLOUD I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
RED BUTTONS I don't like to compare clubs or players from way back. It's different today. Your ballparks...
RED SCHOENDIENST When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling...
RED BARBER Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to ...
RED BUTTONS When there were just eight teams in each of the big leagues, I was always told, 'It's hard t...
RED SCHOENDIENST Throughout my years, I've had the pleasure of assembling and training what I believe to be the b...
RED ADAIR This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
RED BARBER The white man has got the gold out of the land which belonged to the red man.
RED CLOUD Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
RED SKELTON When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he...
RED BUTTONS They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take ...
RED CLOUD Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
RED AUERBACH Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.
RED SYMONS Phil is obviously a good coach. You don't win that many games without being a damn good coach, ... R...
RED AUERBACH That's something I don't want to get into. I'm here. That's what counts.
RED AUERBACH Most of your great coaches do some teaching and developing of players. Phil may be able to do it, bu...
RED AUERBACH The commercial class has always mistrusted verbal brilliancy and wit, deeming such qualities, perhap...
RED AUERBACH Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.
RED AUERBACH Just do what you do best.
RED AUERBACH Congress: Bingo with billions.
RED SKELTON The only football players in my time were fellows who really loved to play football. They were not i...
RED GRANGE I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place...
RED ADAIR He had splendid conformation-broad shoulders, white hair and erect carriage-and was beautifully turn...
RED SMITH It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players
RED SMITH I managed Dal Maxvill, and he's now our general manager. I managed Bob Gibson. He's a broadc...
RED SCHOENDIENST Every football player knows when his time is up.
RED GRANGE The good Lord put oil and gas there for us to find and use, and we'd better do it.
RED ADAIR Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the be...
RED SKELTON Last night I had a revelation
Somehow I have to make you pay
It's all about manipulation
RED DELICIOUS When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
RED BARBER It's a strange feeling. He has some of my mannerisms. He's a super guy. The red hair looks good. He ...
RED DAWSON Dance above the surface of the world. Let your thoughts lift you into creativity that is not hampere...
RED HAIRCROW He is not a candidate. Never has been and won't be. I'm very close to Mack Brown. I have continuous ...
RED MCCOMBS I've had many writing heroes, writers who have influenced me. ...When I was very young as a sportswr...
RED SMITH Look at him and you'd think he's 16. Talk to him and you think he's 26. Talk baseball with him, and ...
RED SMITH My best girl is dead.
RED SMITH Congress: Bingo with billions
RED SKELTON The Great Spirit will not make me suffer because I am ignorant. He will put me in a place where I sh...
RED CLOUD Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can...
RED SKELTON No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
RED SKELTON God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
RED SKELTON Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter ho...
RED BARBER We do not want riches, we want peace and love
RED CLOUD Getting the goodness of light-skinned society ... Learn to live among them, learn their education, t...
RED CLOUD It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you'r...
RED ADAIR I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I ...
RED ADAIR Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out ...
RED ADAIR I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a y...
RED ADAIR If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.
RED ADAIR Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness...
RED SKELTON The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.
RED SMITH You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't ...
RED BARBER Plan your trips to conserve fuel. Do not fill up your gas tank unless needed. Lower your top speed b...
RED CAVANEY From the time I was a kid, I was always interested in any and all kinds of new business ideas.
RED MCCOMBS When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling iro...
RED BARBER It all depends on what the market is, ... When I owned the Spurs, I brought in Larry Brown and paid ...
RED MCCOMBS Every word I write is like a drop of my blood. If it's flowed passionately and long, I need time to ...
RED HAIRCROW I think we need a game, ... We need some hitting and some competition.
RED WINGS We're going to have to learn the rules and how to play,
RED WINGS They are going to call that. I think it's more important than ever that you play strong positionally...
RED WINGS Playing in two-on-twos in the corner, you can't pin a guy and hold him to the boards,
RED WINGS It really slowed things down. Teams were successful playing that way, but it didn't lead to exciting...
RED WINGS Let's hope we don't hear that word 'trap' anymore,
RED WINGS When Mark gets going, ... it's impossible to stop that man.
RED WINGS You never know, ... We just have to win.
RED WINGS A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will ...
RED TASH He'd always come in and give us hugs and kisses. He liked being a clown.
RED WILSON daddy,s little girl
RED SOVINE Ha ha ha! She's another one of those 16-year-old actresses, and she's making an album. Like, NO!
RED WINGS I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I ...
RED SKELTON His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
RED SKELTON jovial and in good spirits.
RED WINGS Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
RED BARBER It's so cold today even the brass monkeys have stayed home!
RED BARBER They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they never kept but one; they promised to ...
RED CLOUD I welcome questions. I hate assumptions.
RED HAIRCROW You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows...
RED HAIRCROW If you look broadly across the United States -- with the exception of those Midwest markets -- the i...
RED CAVANEY Time and again our industry has been cleared of any wrongdoing in these matters, and we are confiden...
RED CAVANEY A waiver right now would be counterproductive for the consumer over time,
RED CAVANEY If Lady Luck smiles on us there won't be a third hurricane, ... Probably no one is more sensitive to...
RED CAVANEY ... need pay little attention to the oil and gas sector because we're highly profitable, can fend fo...
RED CAVANEY The market is working. The prices are falling.
RED CAVANEY What we are trying to say is, tell us what you want, not how to make it happen, ... and at the end o...
RED CAVANEY It is becoming increasingly evident that the impact of this storm on oil and natural gas operations ...
RED CAVANEY I don't predict prices, but I think it will definitely be a downward trend.
RED CAVANEY What happens when we don't have a year like this one?
RED CAVANEY I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about...
RED ADAIR It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when y...
RED ADAIR I continue to be surprised by judgmental native stereotypes and apathy, but if I wasn't that would m...
RED HAIRCROW I've put in 63 years now in the big leagues as a player, coach, manager. And now just being arou...
RED SCHOENDIENST [The American Petroleum Institute] and its members condemn price gouging.
RED CAVANEY It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a ...
RED TASH It's unfortunate that it took these circumstance to get these games over here, but it will show San ...
RED MCCOMBS Weird is my personality, Complicated are my words and Mystery I am but those what gets you to like m...
RED DELACHINA I've got cut half in two, once, and blowed up a time or two, but nothing permanent.
RED ADAIR With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.
RED ADAIR Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's product...
RED ADAIR Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind ...
RED ADAIR In a world where nothing exists by itself, where every division of one thing from another is a mispe...
RED PINE I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive think...
RED TASH There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But...
RED TASH A professional player is smarter than a college man. He uses his noodle. He knows what to do and whe...
RED GRANGE Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.
RED BUTTONS I really like the way our team dug down and played hard and gave ourselves a chance.
RED BERENSON It's a pity that things weren't arranged so that an empty head, like an empty stomach, would not le...
RED GRAY If they do the movie with as much quality as they're proving to me, they're going to do a great job.
RED DAWSON and at that time we'll sit down and discuss whether or not Mike wants to work out an extension. If h...
RED MCCOMBS We were disappointed he didn't want to come here but we know he has a house in Toronto.
RED WINGS His quarterbacks could pick apart a defense because he taught them to throw precisely.
RED WILSON It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it
RED SKELTON And I never felt more alive, until I spread my wings and flew away. Flew away with the ravens. It wa...
THE RED RAVEN Well, I can't hang around here all day, I have to go out and take the penguin for a walk.
KRYTEN - RED DWARF Lermontov: Why do you want to dance?
Vicky: Why do you want to live?
Lermontov: Well, I do...
THE RED SHOES They see in the population’s hostility towards the left only the hostility towards the left, not t...
RED ARMY FACTION Following this logic, to bomb BASF in Ludwigshafen would be to mock the people who bombed BASF in Br...
RED ARMY FACTION They see in the political apathy of the proletariat only the apathy, not the protest against a syste...
RED ARMY FACTION We’re not feeling edgy; the system is feeling nervous.
RED ARMY FACTION Angry people want you to see how powerful they are... loving people want you to see how powerful You...
CHIEF RED EAGLE There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from ther...
COLONEL SANDERS Running back was always my favorite position.
BARRY SANDERS You can look at everything from pre-Heisman to post-Heisman, and I think that's why it ranks up ...
BARRY SANDERS I wish my teammates, coaches and the entire Lions organization all the best.
BARRY SANDERS I like retirement.
BARRY SANDERS It's hard to win in the NFL. You have to maintain a very delicate balance putting together the r...
BARRY SANDERS I want to thank all of the fans and media who made playing in the NFL such a wonderful experience. I...
BARRY SANDERS Shortly after the end of last season, I felt that I probably would not return for the 1999-2000 seas...
BARRY SANDERS I didn't know exactly what I wanted to do in school, but I definitely didn't have adequate t...
BARRY SANDERS My mother was a huge influence on me. She was a living example of what a Christian should be. Her co...
BARRY SANDERS I'm from Kansas, so there were a lot of vacant lots and open fields to tackle each other in so w...
BARRY SANDERS Anyone who has played the game professionally, you're always taught that the ball is the most im...
BARRY SANDERS The game is the ultimate significance to me because it is so important to a lot of people. It has le...
BARRY SANDERS I don't want to get too detailed into it, but when you're a good high school running back, y...
BARRY SANDERS As a kid, I played my share of football in the street or in a vacant lot.
BARRY SANDERS I'm not better than anyone else. I'm not supposed to be on a pedestal. I've always staye...
BARRY SANDERS Individual goals never meant that much to me. The Heisman is no exception.
BARRY SANDERS Life doesn't stop with football.
BARRY SANDERS I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoy...
BARRY SANDERS Let's just win it and go home.
BARRY SANDERS My desire to exit the game is greater than my desire to remain in it. I have searched my heart throu...
BARRY SANDERS I really love peace and quiet.
BARRY SANDERS You know, I'm fairly intelligent, but I don't think my grades reflected that.
BARRY SANDERS It was a wonderful experience to play in the NFL, and I have no regrets. I truly will miss playing f...
BARRY SANDERS Nothing ever turns out the way people expect it to.
BARRY SANDERS With my son, falling off his bike is usually what makes him upset, so a hug goes a long way. But gir...
SUMMER SANDERS The Department of Defense, the largest single energy consumer in America, is bullish on solar.
BERNIE SANDERS Let me thank the 2 1/2 million Americans who helped fund our campaign with an unprecedented 8 millio...
BERNIE SANDERS Who do you think controls the Republican Party? Big money controls the Republican Party. This is whe...
BERNIE SANDERS After all, Wall Street is clearly the most powerful lobbying force on Capitol Hill. From 1998 throug...
BERNIE SANDERS We have over 13 million people who supported my candidacy. And I have no doubt that there are some o...
BERNIE SANDERS The Blunt Amendment would have allowed any employer who provided health insurance, or any insurance ...
BERNIE SANDERS Our job is to do two things - to defeat Donald Trump and to elect Hillary Clinton. It is easy to boo...
BERNIE SANDERS Hillary Clinton is listening to the scientists who tell us that - unless we act boldly and transform...
BERNIE SANDERS The money stays here locally and we do several activities in the community throughout the year.
ADAM SANDERS All of our efforts focus on the Southeast area.
ADAM SANDERS We had a company calling all the way from Augusta on behalf of a state trooper benevolent associatio...
ADAM SANDERS We should have been able to put Devonport away then; if you don't good sides keep coming back at you...
ADAM SANDERS If you're not confident when you're playing in a preliminary final it's a waste of time being there.
ADAM SANDERS Sam hasn't played for quite a while but he's right in the mix.
ADAM SANDERS Scotty normally trains with us anyway when he is not with the Devils and both players are very keen.
ADAM SANDERS It was tough football and we responded when the Northern Bombers had a crack at us in the third quar...
ADAM SANDERS They went bang, bang, bang in the third quarter and they were away.
ADAM SANDERS Think for yourself at all times.
BOHDI SANDERS Never respond to an angry person with a fiery comeback, even if he deserves it...Don't allow his ang...
BOHDI SANDERS Focus on making yourself better, not on thinking that you are better.
BOHDI SANDERS Preparing mentally takes more out of you than the physical aspect of it.
SUMMER SANDERS According to the United Nations' latest count, of the approximately 3,000 languages spoken in the wo...
BARRY SANDERS Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
GEORGE SANDERS Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with ...
GEORGE SANDERS Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you w...
GEORGE SANDERS Not only must we fight to end disastrous unfettered free trade agreements with China, Mexico, and ot...
BERNIE SANDERS For much of America, the all-American values depicted in Norman Rockwell's classic illustrations...
BERNIE SANDERS I watched some serious '80s television. 'Alice,' 'Good Times,' 'The Jefferso...
SUMMER SANDERS Every working family in America knows how hard it is today to find affordable childcare or early chi...
BERNIE SANDERS If I could start with anybody, I would initially draft Tom Brady. Then I would go get Ray Lewis, and...
BARRY SANDERS