Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.