Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.

I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I don't think of it as 'I'm going to be with this person forever.' Instead, I think of more like, 'I'll probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then I'll re-evaluate.'

My own death threats have declined considerably.

I'm surprised that I've survived my own dysfunction, really.

It was my wish since I was a child to become something, to be able to stand on my own two feet, to do something for myself.

Having been through the muck and mire, I've had my own brush with bad choices.