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Chuck Palahniuk

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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
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[RAEKWON] You don't spread democracy with a barrel of a gun.
HELEN THOMAS Four flips the gun in this hand, presses the barrel to Peter's forehead, and clicks a bullet into pl...
VERONICA ROTH Barrel of a Gun
DEPECHE MODE You don't spread democracy with a barrel of a gun.
HELEN THOMAS Hope in this world bleeds out of the barrel of a gun.
TAHEREH MAFI A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."
— Chuck Palahniuk, ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I learnt how people survived and how people had to submit because you need to eat and your family ne...
LEE KUAN YEW If you get to the point in your career where you're running with a gun - I've yet to run wit...
DAVID COSTABILE You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-u...
DEB BAKER Talk about gun safety. Communicate with them. Make your world part of their world everyday.
BOB ALONZO The Democrats are staring down the barrel of a gun.
DAN ALLEN The Northeast is staring down the barrel of a gun.
JOE BASTARDI Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
MAO ZEDONG Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
MAO TSE-TUNG Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I wonder is happiness only an essence of good living, that you shall taste only once or twice while ...
RICHARD LLEWELLYN That's when he stuck a gun in my face.
DERRICK EDWARDS If you come down to it, there's only a handful of worlds that action films live in. You have you...
JAMES WAN Crossbreed George W. Bush with Barack Hussein Obama, and you'd end up with your typical American, an...
BOBBY W. MILLER I seemed to hear God saying, "Put down your gun and we'll talk.
C.S. LEWIS If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own g...
DALAI LAMA XIV He reaches into my holster and pulls my gun out. I'm looking in the barrel of my own gun - he's got ...
RON BAILEY It’s just words. How can words be dangerous?”
“You have a lot to learn about the world, b...
CATHERINE RYAN HYDE Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on...
SUSANNA KAYSEN War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up...
MAO ZEDONG War can only be abolished through war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take ...
MAO ZEDONG Because it's better than doing nothing. A wild boar charges you and you shoot four of the six shots ...
BILL DUDLEY The front seat reclined. He put a gun in his mouth and threatened suicide.
DAVE COHEN Mina’s mouth dropped open, and he bent his head as if to kiss her. She jammed her gun barrel under...
MELJEAN BROOK Having a gun in your hand is very empowering.
DANIELA RUAH Your hands on a gun butt right now, isn't it? Afraid of me?”
“Just want to make sure I can...
J.R. WARD Every Communist must grasp the truth: Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
MAO ZEDONG Every Communist must grasp the truth: "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.".
MAO TSE-TUNG Every Communist must grasp the truth: "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun
MAO TSE-TUNG Revenge in the hands of your enemies is a loaded gun. You can beg them for mercy, wave the white fla...
ADDISON MOORE I release the trigger of my gun and drop it. Before I can lose my nerve, I turn and press my forehea...
VERONICA ROTH I release the trigger of my gun and drop it. Before I can lose my nerve, I turn and press my forehea...
TRIS PRIOR In a crazy world full of the unknown, you will need two things... Your Gun and My Chemical Romance a...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
MAO TSE TUNG (It's) like I've got a shotgun in my mouth, with my finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of g...
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. (It's) like I've got a shotgun in my mouth, with my finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of g...
ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. When you're mortal, life is nothing more than a drawn-out game of Russian Roulette. Every moment is ...
J.M. DARHOWER They don't think about shooting a gun. It means nothing to them. They don't care where (the bullets)...
THEODORA BROCK When the highwayman holds his gun to your head, you turn your valuables over to him. You 'consent' a...
ALEXANDER BERKMAN When the highwayman holds his gun to your head, you turn your valuables over to him. You 'consent' a...
ALEXANDER BERKMAN Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST "Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".
TOM LEHRER When the highwayman holds his gun to your head, you turn your valuables over to him. You 'consent' a...
ALEXANDER BERKMAN Your genetics load the gun. Your lifestyle pulls the trigger.
MEHMET OZ My dad once told me, he was like, 'The only time you should lie is when someone's holding a ...
JADEN SMITH Annie Get Your Gun.
BERNADETTE PETERS Annie Get Your Gun
TOM WOPAT "Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,
Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".
TOM LEHRER You can actually recreate your world with the Word of the Creator in your mouth.
JAACHYNMA N.E. AGU Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE We've made two products; one is a 155 mm 52-calibre gun with self-propelling and towing capabili...
BABA KALYANI [How sure is the Grind that the NRA will back Bush? Well, the group's monthly magazine features a co...
WAYNE LAPIERRE How do YOU know what God meant? Did he whisper into your ear? Did he put the knife in your heart? Di...
CHRISTINA ENGELA She ran her fingers over the stock and down the barrel, then drew in a sharp breath and paused.
E.J. FISCH Television is much more difficult because at every moment the network can force you to change things...
JUDD APATOW I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Couldn't you have poked her with the gun or point the gun in her direction or fire a warning shot? ....
ANDREW BENSON When the highwayman holds his gun to your head, you turn your valuables over to him. You 'consent' a...
ALEXANDER BERKMAN You can steal more with a briefcase than you can with a gun,
ROY BARNES Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way."
"Funny name for an aircraft...
GORDON KORMAN If you are a misfit in one place, you will be a great fit in another.
ALAN COHEN Initially, the world forces you to appease it and conform. If you do so, they despise you. If you st...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD The fact that you own a gun and shoot to defend your life is a very American way of thinking.
ISABEL ALLENDE In Arizona, anyone over 18 can buy an assault rifle, at 21 you can get a pistol, and you can carry y...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS The only thief that can steal and kill your life is the one in your mouth.
SUSIE L HILL Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a g...
P. J. O'ROURKE Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.
JETHRO TULL Don't point your f -- gun at me!
CHRIS WHITE I never subscribed to what you might call the neo-Conservative position that somehow, at the barrel ...
GORDON BROWN [Among replacements who were greeted with critical and audience approval were Reba McEntire in] Anni...
BROOKE SHIELDS Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you don't throw y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can get more with a nice word and a gun than you can with a nice word.
AL CAPONE We are advocates of the abolition of war, we do not want war; but war can only be abolished through ...
MAO ZEDONG Staring down the barrel of a gun is the scariest thing you could ever experience. It's not funny...
CHRISTINA MILIAN The effect of their (the administration's) policy, by not taking the drug dealer with a gun, the vio...
WAYNE LAPIERRE You can't go to a negotiating table pointing a gun, but you've got to keep it over your shou...
JOE SLOVO Gun does nothing but takes life. A good guy with a gun is a bad guy with a gun.
WOHI PURANA Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of your hair. Your f...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can do more with a gun than just fire it.
MACGYVER You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
AL CAPONE Cross the wrong state border with your gun, or wake up one morning to new legislation or a new presi...
WALTER KIRN The fact is the gun that was the murder weapon was the gun she hid. It was bagged by police and tagg...
ROE WILSON One of the most insane environments I have ever spent time in is a gun range. There we are, all in a...
HENRY ROLLINS They came in the side and one of them hit me in the head with the gun. When he hit me with the gun I...
BILL GARCIA That type of imagery really appealed to me when I was younger, when I skateboarded. It looks like an...
BEN GUN Under this continuing US pressure, we can't go back to the negotiation table.
LI GUN I just want everyone to know that 20,000 gun laws in the United States are unconstitutional. They in...
MICHAEL BADNARIK [No other members of the City Council have gun permits] that we know of, ... We don't want the respo...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger I know no one can do me no harm beca...
JOHN LENNON Not everyone has a gun safe, and you don't want to have that one accident that you regret for the re...
CLINT NORRED You live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
JOE VALACHI You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can get with just a kind word.
WILLIE SUTTON You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
AL CAPONE

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CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfec...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Masochism is a valuable job skill.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you don’t know what you want, you end up with a lot you don’t
CHUCK PALAHNIUK There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. without access to true chaos, we'...
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