With a practical joke, you do one of two things. You convince people that something exists when it doesn't, or you convince people that something doesn't exist when it does.

We all want to take credit for everything, but the good practical joker understands that his craft depends on autonomy.

The past is never there when you try to go back. It exists, but only in memory. To pretend otherwise is to invite a mess.

I weed out the obvious ones that no one will convince me to show. My first rule is that it has to be a film you would want to see again.

He makes a Foe who makes a jest.

When you're 0-10, we only have one place to go and that's up. You have to have some type of motivation to go out and play. We go into every game thinking we can win, man, even though we've had all these close losses.