With all that is facing this country, our Congress and our nation can't afford the distraction of an ethically challenged majority leader.
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DAVE REICHERT Our standards covered with glory, we are facing the greatest tragedy of our nation.
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WESLEY CLARK We stand united, facing the big responsibility to change our country into a nation of justice, solid...
GEORGE PAPANDREOU Tonight the Congress will renew our commitment to the principles of fiscal discipline and limited go...
MIKE PENCE This has not been a distraction to him. He looks at challenges that are facing this country in the g...
ERIC RUFF Over all our happy country - over all our Nation spread, Is a band of noble heroes - is our Army of ...
WILL CARLETON Over all our happy country -- over all our Nation spread,Is a band of noble heroes -- is our Army of...
WILL CARLETON The Republican Party is bringing out here onto the floor of Congress an all-out assault on the prote...
ED MARKEY It is important that the government has all its votes at its disposal this afternoon. The security o...
GORDON BROWN We're calling on Congress to pass a comprehensive reform that makes our country more secure and rais...
AVRIL SMITH Donald Trump is the steadfast leader our nation needs.
DAVID A. CLARKE, JR. Renesas is a global leader in the semiconductor market and signing this renewal represents strong va...
HAROLD HUGHES I believe that it is Congress' obligation to every individual facing a lifetime of suffering to full...
MARY BONO When your country is in a costly war, with our soldiers sacrificing abroad and our nation facing a d...
CORY BOOKER This agreement continues our relationship with an industry leader and expands the availability of ou...
HAROLD HUGHES I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON Every single American is feeling the pain of high energy prices. After the warmest winter on record,...
JACK GERARD More importantly - and this is really the most important thing - the majority of Americans do not ag...
JACK KESSLER It is clear that this illegal program violates our Constitution and laws governing surveillance. The...
CAROLINE FREDRICKSON We shouldn't have someone working in the Oval Office trying to discredit and smear a private ind...
EVAN BAYH I will defend and enforce the laws of our country to ensure that our people and our nation are prote...
DANA BOENTE Access to basic quality health care is one of the most important domestic issues facing our nation.
ED PASTOR A nation with a thousand awakened citizens and a corrupt leader, is much more alive than a nation wi...
ABHIJIT NASKAR This is an issue that all hospitals with maternity services are facing.
CINDY SCHAMP We need to use the benefit of our law enforcement people across this country, combined with our inte...
JIM GILMORE Just as our adversaries and threats continue to evolve, so, too, must the FBI. The key to this evolu...
JAMES COMEY The New Jersey procedure challenged in this case is an unacceptable departure from the jury traditio...
JOHN PAUL STEVENS Brexit is for the richest in our country: they can afford recessions.
GEORGE OSBORNE Our earnest prayer is that God will graciously vouchsafe prosperity, happiness, and peace to all our...
WILLIAM MCKINLEY Public education has a duty to educate all our kids. If we don't educate all the kids that come into...
JUAN VERDUGO Freedom of religion is a principle that is central to our Nation's Declaration of Independence. ...
RON LEWIS Veterans are driven by the same frustrations that the public has with what is happening in Washingto...
PETE HEGSETH [McInnis said the California Democrat went too far in his relationship with Levy.] He has crossed th...
WOLF BLITZER There's a rising level of frustration with the disconnect between where the vast majority of conserv...
PAT TOOMEY The absolute motivation was really to give clarity and certainty to all our ecosystems so we can rea...
JIM BALSILLIE Our platform calls for a balanced deficit reduction plan where the wealthy pay their fair share. And...
CORY BOOKER We feel strongly about this direction. This is a significant move in our focus on strengthening all ...
JEFF MOORAD For our nation, this appears to be the worse natural disaster. It's hard to believe this is happenin...
CAROL STEVENS It's our intent to create some Republican votes for this. It is time for the majority in Congress to...
BRAD WOODHOUSE Our kids played with so much heart this year, and Josh displayed that tonight. This team has had a t...
JEFF WULBRUN Our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Marines and Coast Guardsmen volunteer to protect and defend this coun...
ALLEN WEST An earnest dream...that is all.
MARIE MUHAMMAD Everything we do these days - our lust for ever more comfort, pleasure, and distraction, our refusal...
JAMES HOWARD KUNSTLER D.J.'s is one of our best linemen and obviously Josh is an outstanding running back. It changed our ...
CHRIS BARRETT During our presentation today and (Wednesday) we will show from our history and our heritage, from a...
GREGORY CRAIG We cannot shun our values as an immigrant nation. This is a wrong path. And while possibly it is a s...
RAUL GRIJALVA sleep is such a luxury, which i cant afford.
ROBIN SIKARWAR People are now beginning to voice what we've all been seeing with our own eyes -- the majority of pe...
LESTER HOLT With earnest prayers to all my friends to cherish mutual good will, to promote harmony and conciliat...
THOMAS JEFFERSON It's really devastating. This is not a country that can't afford to feed its seniors. Even with thes...
PAUL ASH From here, from this place, our nation and our masses are walking toward the establishment of an ind...
MAHMOUD ABBAS My favorite part of the experience of serving in Congress is knowing that my time and effort are spe...
JARED POLIS i can win but you cant lose, this makes us all even in our ways.
SUZANNE COLLINS It was an awesome game. This was our most challenging game in terms of speed and skill. It was good ...
KAITLIN CARNEY The absolute motivation was really to give clarity and certainty to all our ecosystems so we can rea...
JIM BALSILLIE As firefighters raised our American flag in the rubble of the destruction that was the World Trade C...
KAREN MARKS We could not arbitrarily do this on our own. This is an issue that Congress will have to decide.
MARK LASSITER The English are the nation of consummate cant.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE It is the earnest hope of our people that the world may see the day when all nuclear weapons are abo...
EISAKU SATO Our country needs a Democratic president, a Democratic Congress and most important, a Democratic con...
BILL BRADLEY We cannot afford to be discouraged from challenging the corporate control of our food system, our ge...
WENONAH HAUTER Our decision about energy will test the character of the American people and the ability of the Pres...
JIMMY CARTER The executive power of our country is not an imperial power. The president has demonstrated a danger...
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DAN FOGLEMAN This is the most important decision this board has faced since its inception. This is a tremendous o...
CHARLIE EDWARDS Hurricane Katrina this past week was certainly the worst episode in what has become an all-too-famil...
JO BONNER Iraq policy cannot be seen as a partisan issue. The costs to our country have been far too great. No...
ERIK LEAVER I'm impressed with our team's effort. Josh is a powerful scorer. We tried to move the ball around an...
BEN SMITH This simulation, with its nursing home command challenges, is designed to help command officials bet...
CHARLIE DICKINSON I'm here today because our country needs a change in leadership, ... We need a leader who is really ...
LEE IACOCCA I had hoped we would win a majority with our party alone, but we did even better than that, ... I th...
JUNICHIRO KOIZUMI The Congress, the executive branch, and our fellow citizens have done an enormous amount to support ...
DAVID PETRAEUS At the end of the day, I do not care how many Democrats or Republicans are in office. What I do care...
SUZY KASSEM As a leader of a majority-Muslim nation, I believe Islamic countries must better understand what you...
NAJIB RAZAK Conservation is ethically sound. It is rooted in our love of the land, our respect for the rights of...
LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON I believe that our office has clearly been the leader in building coalitions, in getting other unive...
CHARLES VEST The majority in this country have not seen anything wrong with Zuma. I go with the overwhelming feel...
JACOB ZUMA This is an exciting time in the history of Taco Bueno. We are beginning to see the first real growth...
JEFF SEEBERGER Propelled by freedom of faith, gender equality and economic justice for all, India will become a mod...
PRANAB MUKHERJEE An independent Scotland could afford pensions full stop - after all, it is our taxes and national in...
NICOLA STURGEON We must rebuild this country together for the good of our nation. We should not be divided into grou...
CHENJERAI HUNZVI With his unique combination of charm and courage, George transformed our city, our nation and our wo...
DOUGLAS ELLIOTT We hope that they'll look at this settlement and see that perhaps this is an appropriate time with e...
TOM BURT In this nation, the greatest of all nations, there are no second-class families. That is our great A...
BENJAMIN TODD JEALOUS Our position is extremely perilous; if we do not earnestly promote nationalism and weld together our...
SUN YAT-SEN I had hoped to hear the President tonight tell the Congress and the American people exactly how he p...
FRANK LAUTENBERG Entrepreneurship is the very back bone of our country and what makes us great - we are a nation of f...
NANCY LUBLIN To me, patriotism is about working ethically and wholeheartedly in our chosen field.
N. R. NARAYANA MURTHY What the conservative base in this country is concerned about is they worked very, very hard to get ...
BILL LAUDERBACK It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr...
JIM GARRISON Addiction is a serious problem for our nation, and the efforts that individuals make against this pr...
JOHN WALTERS Our national debt, after all, is an internal debt, owed not only by the nation but to the nation. If...
FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT Wayne Downing is also a great leader, has served our nation very well, and I think it's great th...
HUGH SHELTON How to strike the right balance between our privacy and our expectation that the state will protect ...
DAVID BLUNKETT Ladies and gentlemen, we have just begun our gradual descent into the Indianapolis area, a descent s...
GEORGE CARLIN Security is still the most important issue facing Washington state residents and millions of America...
PATTY MURRAY We all agreed that philosophically, it was not OK, and ethically, it wasn't OK. We're going to take ...
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JOSH BILLINGS To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.
JOSH BILLINGS I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
JOSH BILLINGS As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.
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JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships.
JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing.
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JOSH BILLINGS Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
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JOSH BILLINGS Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
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JOSH BILLINGS Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
JOSH BILLINGS It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
JOSH BILLINGS Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
JOSH BILLINGS A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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JOSH BILLINGS The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.
JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
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JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
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JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
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