With "Batman and Robin," I was opening toy stores in Sydney, Australia. I had awards for selling more "Batman" merchandise than any human being in the world.


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CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
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ELI WALLACH
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GEORGE CLOONEY
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I was into Batman. I was into Spider-Man.
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The New Look of Batman is more illustrative and realistic.
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DENIS LEARY
Batman Forever.
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In two years, I'll be making more than Michael Schumacher.
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Comics are cool. I read 'Batman' and 'Spawn'.
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I think Batman has the Wolverine problem. I think he's overexposed.
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Any negative trait, if known, becomes your ultimate trait. Unless you are Batman.
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Batman has been acknowledged as a legend in my lifetime.
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Without question, the best Batman ever.
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KARI WAHLGREN
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SAMUEL DALEMBERT
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I created Batman about 10 years before Ian Fleming created James Bond.
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ELEANOR SMEAL
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TIGER SHROFF
Holy Hawt Chemisty, Batman!
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
I guess my journey with comics began with stuff like Spider-Man and Batman. I started off with mains...
BRIAN K. VAUGHAN
I believe in me more than anything in this world.
WILMA RUDOLPH
Warner Bros offered me the next Batman, and the only reason that I didn't do it was because of T...
VAL KILMER
Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'

Ellen: 'No, not unless y...
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The only time it got really crazy was during 'Batman.' Anywhere I went in the world, people ...
CHRIS O'DONNELL
My goals have changed throughout my life. At one time it was winning awards, selling out concert dat...
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In the late '60s, there were the the three B's: The Beatles, Batman, and Bond.
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FRANK MILLER
I have to say, self-servingly, I downloaded my own comics. I downloaded 'Batman: Hush.'
JIM LEE
My style hero was' Batman.' Now it's Tony Stark.
PHARRELL WILLIAMS
We have more stores in Florida than any other state.
ERIC BLAESING
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PETER DINKLAGE
It's a lot more than selling meat and being profitable. It's about changing the world.
DOC HATFIELD
I'm not Batman. I can't fly off the court that quickly to get to the sideline.
GARY BLAIR
I always had trouble with the Bruce Wayne in the comic book," Burton said. "I mean, if this guy is s...
GLEN WELDON
Show some respect. They were your grandparents. -Batman
Just names and dusty frames on the wall...
PETER J. TOMASI
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I was chosen for 'Wolverine' because there weren't any other Japanese actresses availabl...
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The 'Ruslan' overture -- I can't think of any more dynamic opening for the season than that.
MARK THIELEN
There is nothing cooler than having lines like, 'Batman, the fate of the world is upon us.' ...
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I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n...
, IN THE NEW REPUBLIC
I'm not a big guy anyway. I'm only, what, 150 pounds? I was 190 for 'Batman,' 179 fo...
TOM HARDY
Superman is not as innately cool as Batman.
DAVID S. GOYER
I kind of stumbled into comics in a roundabout way. One of the first films my father introduced me t...
RAHUL KOHLI
I live in a small apartment. There's only so much Batman memorabilia a guy can hang on to in New...
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Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL
I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL
Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL
I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL
Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON
We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON
When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN
Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN
I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON
Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN
There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL
I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL
Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL
I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN
My cooking philosophy, what I try to do, is to make a cuisine where the produce and the product shin...
JOEL ROBUCHON
Dieting by portion control doesn't work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.
JOEL FUHRMAN
We can produce more per acre on a fifth of the fuel as the industrial food system.
JOEL SALATIN
Think of all the mesquite in Texas, the pinyon pines, the acorns in Appalachia, every place has the ...
JOEL SALATIN
I'm healthy as can be - not an ache or a pain. A lot of my prayer is thanking the Lord that I am...
JOEL OSTEEN
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condesc...
JOEL COEN
Friend, there's no greater investment in life than in being a people builder. Relationships are ...
JOEL OSTEEN