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With music, you're laying it all out there. They're judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you've always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you've only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end.


Kevin Nealon

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May have been your fatal mistake!
Your smooth complexio...
KEVIN MISSEN The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing...
KEVIN ZEESE IODA is excited at the opportunity to distribute the vast catalog of the China Record Corporation, ....
KEVIN ARNOLD That's got to be the ultimate goal, ... that's what everybody wants to see done in the end.
KEVIN ARNOLD I think [the digital services] will be pushing the majors to get it done in the next few years,
KEVIN ARNOLD Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want ...
KEVIN ARNOLD In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.
KEVIN ARNOLD The whole world loves a maverick and the whole world wants the maverick to achieve something nobler ...
KEVIN PATTERSON There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.
KEVIN BYRNE I don't care what it is, when it has an LCD screen, it makes it better.
KEVIN ROSE My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda ...
KEVIN SMITH The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously.
KEVIN BACON The Bible tells us to love our neighbors as ourselves. Surely part of loving in this way is trying t...
KEVIN DEYOUNG I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stan...
KEVIN JAMES As long as we, in the United States, continue to insist that our politicians have to spend all of th...
KEVIN SPACEY I'm quite shy. Television presents an amplified version of yourself. When I'm on camera I...
KEVIN MCCLOUD I suppose I am a frustrated musician so I annoy my family by playing guitar in the house. I used to ...
KEVIN MCKIDD When American workers are losing their jobs to people in other countries, Washington cannot afford t...
KEVIN BRADY I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will per...
KEVIN HART I'm an expert witness in a case that's in appeal about a guy who allegedly misappropriated s...
KEVIN MITNICK One of my all-time favorite pranks was gaining unauthorized access to the telephone switch and chang...
KEVIN MITNICK