Without a god, life is only a matter of opinion.

Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.'
'Why not?'
'Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.

The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and Everything . . . [is] Forty-two.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

The Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life, the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two.