Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

Women are more sure of themselves today. They don't have to emulate the way men dress.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Overall, women are a lot more fun to work with than a bunch of men.

Man...heats up like a lightbulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.