Women basically want the same thing - a good passionate story, a great fantasy - and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up.

I think women love a passionate love story.

Take in laundry before you take in partners

I came up with a story and I wrote it.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.